You need it, I can do it

[Spaz]

Hello there.  My name is Joshua aka Spaz, and I'm looking for up coming work for the new year.  I'm a booth monkey/hawker of the finest caliber and have even worked with Renny Rescue at the Tennessee and Southern Ohio faires.  Before I came on the road I was a manager of a Gamestop for three years.  I have 13 years total of retail, hospitality and management experience.  On the road I've worked mainly with leather goods but can sell anything that you have for me.  I am also willing to travel the country to work.  Feel free to ask around the Kentucky, Ohio area about me as you will only hear good things.  Safe travels and good fortunes. 

[WindChime]

I can vouch for Spaz and his amazing ability to get the customers attention. I have a booth at the KyRF and I could hear him inside and upstairs the booth like he was in there with you when he was down the lane a bit in the woods. But he is a extremely nice guy and really great with kids too!

[CapnFayeCutler]

Joshua would be an asset to anyone wanting to sell their wares! He's very approachable, he's great at hawking, and draws people in to him.

[Spaz]

Thanks for approval ladies =).  I just got a call from my employer from NY and asked me to spend the first ten weeks of the year with him in FL.  However, I'm now debating about calling it quits and hanging up my hat and getting back into Mundania to plan for the future.  Responsibility can be annoying sometimes.