Today's funny work story

[mehan]

Backstory - at the  hospital where I work in the lab our cutting room and morgue are on the 3rd floor of the old part of the hospital, our bright shiny new cafeteria is on the third floor of the new part - my pathology office is right at the transition of the two parts of the building.   

OK, strange little scruffy man pokes his head in the pathology office - says "wheres da morgue?" we say "down the hall on the right." Not too sure what he was after, the secretary, Alisa follows him.  He goes to the door of the morgue and just stares at it, then comes back down the hall towards Alisa.  She says "can I  help you?" And he says "Naw, ah jist dint believe it.... dey told me da morgue was on da same floor as da cafeteria but ah  jist dint reckon it was true- I ain't neva eatin da mystery meat in da dang cafeteria agin"

And so is life in rural Virginia

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Other than

"OMG"

words escape me

[LordEustace]

Backstory - at the  hospital where I work in the lab our cutting room and morgue are on the 3rd floor of the old part of the hospital, our bright shiny new cafeteria is on the third floor of the new part - my pathology office is right at the transition of the two parts of the building.   

OK, strange little scruffy man pokes his head in the pathology office - says "wheres da morgue?" we say "down the hall on the right." Not too sure what he was after, the secretary, Alisa follows him.  He goes to the door of the morgue and just stares at it, then comes back down the hall towards Alisa.  She says "can I  help you?" And he says "Naw, ah jist dint believe it.... dey told me da morgue was on da same floor as da cafeteria but ah  jist dint reckon it was true- I ain't neva eatin da mystery meat in da dang cafeteria agin"

And so is life in rural Virginia

lol sounds like my grandfather. where in Virginia are you? i'm in Manasses. or however its spelled...