You Know You're a True Rennie if...

[Merlin the Elder]

Look at it this way, Lady Renee, you could be not geeky, and life would be ever so much less fun...

[Johnny Stache]

When you see that your home faire is getting new security and the most prominent thought in your mind is "methinks this will deter the wolf and cloak runs".   

[Lady Renee Buchanan]

Look at it this way, Lady Renee, you could be not geeky, and life would be ever so much less fun...

Very true, Merlin!

Here's another one.......

You get an unhousebroken puppy, and you want to keep her in the family room (with a tile floor) so that she doesn't mess up the rest of the house.  Instead of buying a lot of baby gates, you use your huge rubbermaid tubs (two for each door, 1 on top  of the other) that are filled with Ren stuff.  Hats, baskets, pouches, belts, feathers, etc.... because they are heavy enough that she can't move them, and hard enough so that she can't chew through them.  And you have enough for every door!

[Merlin the Elder]

You schedule your move into your dream home around the opening weekend of your home faire.

[LadyStitch]

This is for PP....
... Your group is doing a presentation on how to protect the incoming freshman from internet piracy/identify theft. Upon looking at you  they smile and say we will pay you to spend 6 weekends in the heat of summer (inside) if you will wear your full pirate gear for this event and you think nothing of it. 

It doesn't your friends and family in the least when the father's day picture has you in fully pirate regalia getting a card from your daughter.

You bring your husband a full set of mundane clothing to change into after spending all day in full pirate gear, and he tells you he rather stay in the pirate garb because he is just as comfy in it ( minus the coat in 95+ weather) as the mundane stuff.  You then proceed to go to father's day lunch at a local restaurant.

[Hoowil]

You find yourself working on setting up the pool, wearing your faire hat, because it fits and shades your face better that any of your others.

[Aderin]

if.... you see some beautiful scenery or a town and wish you were there five hundred years before!

[Tazjia Swiftsail]

If almost everyone you know starts saying "It's getting to be about your time of year... are you excited?" around June (since my faire starts in July) 

[Aderin]

If almost everyone you know starts saying "It's getting to be about your time of year... are you excited?" around June (since my faire starts in July) 

Good one!!

[cowgrrl]

The theme for Vacation Bible School at your church is an amusement park & one of the 'areas' is pirate themed. This means you get to wear your pirate garb to church all week!!!

[LadyStitch]

You are concerned you will have to prepare an explanation letter for your day care because all of your child's classmates are going back to their parents telling them that your daughter's dad is a pirate.  A bonus is that he is a nice pirate, and wears pink. 

(The PP went to pick up the fuzzlet from day care one day that he had to wear his garb for the internet piracy thing. All the 2-3 year olds saw him in garb. They liked that he was a pirate.  The kicker was that they thought he was a nice pirate because no mean pirate would ever wear pink. Got to love little kids) 

[arbcoind]

If almost everyone you know starts saying "It's getting to be about your time of year... are you excited?" around June (since my faire starts in July) 

This happened to me this past weekend.  PRF starts at the end of August.

Gina

[Lady Renee Buchanan]

When it's comfy day at work, and you wear your faire bloomers (the ones worn under your skirt) with a tee shirt, and the people that know you say "oh, you're wearing your garb again."

[Jack Daw at Work]

Wheras, we would say, "Oh, you're wearing your underwear in public, again!"

[DonaCatalina]

You watch this video three times before you realize that the opening line is a double entendre.
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