You Know You're a True Rennie if...

[eloquentXI]

When making plans for Thanksgiving, you have to plan to see each parent separately with the brother and then figure out when to leave for faire, that same night or early early the next morning. Because you have to go and see the rest of your family.

[justsomeguytn]

If while playing MagiQuest you advertise for the Carolina Ren Faire.

This weekend while at the Pigeon Forge MagiQuest I met a nice family from Knoxville that were going to go to the Carolina Faire but decided not to after the rock slide.  They worried that it was going to take an hour longer and they weren't sure it would be worth it.  I assured them it was worth it and showed them some pictures on my camera. 

[Grov]

You run out of water and use moonshine to brush your teeth.

[Tipsy Gypsy]

You run out of water and use moonshine to brush your teeth.

Epic win!

[Grov]

You run out of water and use moonshine to brush your teeth.

Epic win!

It wasn't me and I'm sure the ladies won't reveal themselves.

[Lady Rebecca]

You go to see Celtic Woman, and think you smell roasted nuts, and wish you were at faire.

PS. It was a fantastic show!

[AnnMarie B]

You go to see Celtic Woman, and think you smell roasted nuts, and wish you were at faire.

PS. It was a fantastic show!

Wait!! Am I alone in ALWAYS wishing I was at faire??

[Rani Zemirah]

You go to see Celtic Woman, and think you smell roasted nuts, and wish you were at faire.

PS. It was a fantastic show!

I am soooooo jealous! I couldn't afford even the cheapest tickets, and my daughter would have sold every toy she owns to go see them! 

Wait!! Am I alone in ALWAYS wishing I was at faire??

Uhhhh... no!!!    

[Lady Rebecca]

You go to see Celtic Woman, and think you smell roasted nuts, and wish you were at faire.

PS. It was a fantastic show!

I am soooooo jealous! I couldn't afford even the cheapest tickets, and my daughter would have sold every toy she owns to go see them! 

I figured the $45 came out of my "I haven't been to faire since August" fund.

Wait!! Am I alone in ALWAYS wishing I was at faire??

Uhhhh... no!!!    

I pretty much always wish I was at faire (or in the UK) too, but there's some times when it hits especially hard.

[CelticOne]

You hop on here right before you leave for work to see if anything new has been posted. *runs off to finish getting ready for work*

[cowgrrl]

As part of your sons grounding you threaten him with having to wear 'danes' at Faire if he doesn't straighten up.

'No pirate costume for you young man!'

[Gauwyn of Bracknell]

You get all garbed up, get in your car, drive around the block and then sit on your deck listening to Celtic music and sling insults at yourself

[arbcoind]

For your baby sister's 30th birthday party gift you buy a chocolate cigar, a silk rose and a copy of Renaissance Festivals: Merrying the Past and Present from Kimberly Tony Korol-Evans.  In the card you write, "I got this from the cigar lady at PRF".  and "Huzzah!"

Gina

[Lady Renee Buchanan]

Please note:  I did not read through 55 pages, so probably somebody has already posted this or something similar.

Yesterday my friend asked to borrow my cell phone to call a mutual friend.  When she went into the address book to look up her name & number, she was incredelous, and laughing so hard.  I have all my forum friends listed by their forum names, not their real names.  So, just look at the names that are listed as members, and you can understand why she was saying "Mad who?  Rum why?  What kind of wench?"

We both had a good laugh, and then I had to explain, it's harder to remember regular names than to remember faire names.  And she thought it was a riot, that if I ever lost my phone and someone found it, they'd read all these names and think I was a nut case.   

[Adriana Rose]

*snerk*
My brother in law did that, but he already thinks I am bats any way lol.