How to be a faerie?

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

*Damn... my secret pastime is out!* 

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Well it's not like the sounds of duct tape peeling off a role and a screaming squirell can be easily hidden.

[Blue66669]

Mmmmmm bacon. I needs it... like now.

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

BACON!

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Thread heist! hehehe

[Mouse]

*pink panther music* (enter Inspector Mouse) A HEIST! Something is afoot. Fie, I say. FIE!

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Does your dog bite?

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Something is on his foot?  Well, scrape it off, son!

[Mouse]

It's my dignity..I keep dropping it...but you know there is a 5 year rule, so I think it's still good.

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Pffffft, You're getting married. You can kiss your dignity good bye!

[Mouse]

Sadly, it doesn't kiss on the lips and it costs more than I can afford for...My dignity is an expensive escort. Never had much use for it anyways. False bravado and megalomania is much more desirable!

[rivver]

How about sending some faeries down into the Pirates' Cove... There is an awesome new building down there-- Faeries from the Swamp-- and having a few faeries in the neighborhood wouldn't be a bad thing!!

(shamelessly self-servingly)
Antoine
Faeries from the Swamp!