Would 1st time visit to TRF+Camping=Total Insanity?

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

SWEET!  I'll start boiling the oil...

[Mouse]

Wait..isn't it traditionally the short people dancing around the boiling vat?

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

*They use me so they don't have to stand on chairs*

[Mouse]

Sounds unwise, but handy in a pinch

[Rapier Half-Wit]

I have the 4 cameras ready, covered in plastic bags to protect them. Who has the step stools for Mouse to stand on so that he doesn't drown? Nasty, get ready with the duct tape and gerbils. Fraser, put the hot wax down; we don't need that. The left over duct tape will suffice. Bonny should have the first aid kit ready, if not, oh well. All the funnier. Roll tape....and cue the naked midget jello wrestlers marching band...

(Did someone remember to get the address of the brides mother to send the copies of the video to?)

[Bonny Pearl]

lol!  yes we need her address please mouse! 

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

[KiltedPrivateer]

I think we've finally reached the Total Insanity part of this thread (o:

[Bonny Pearl]

I think we've finally reached the Total Insanity part of this thread (o:

heck we're just getting started! 

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Yeah, here's where it starts to get good.

[Mouse]

1678 No Chance In Hell Lane
Fairplay, Texas and a five digit number I don't care to look up for the sake of this joke.

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Hey, you always wanted to be rich and famous. Here's your chance, this video will go viral, after we sell it to Ripley's Believe it or Not.

[Mouse]

Much to mundane to be on Ripley's...but I am already in the works of photoshopping something with Fraser and maybe you Half-Wit....not together. No, that is more NSFW material anyways.

[Rapier Half-Wit]

That would violate the laws of physics, upset the balance of nature and piss off several aardvarks, I'm sure. Better to leave those activities in the hands of the professionals, like Advent.

[Mouse]

I believe Advent was just commissoned for a job...and I am sure there are more than enough raw materials to work with.