That's a henry

[chriscat53]

When the moon hits your eye like his network of spies
That's a Henry
When your back on the rack means you're not coming back
That's a Henry
When your guts are pulled out and you can't even shout
That's a Henry
When your head hits the ground and starts bouncing around
That's a Henry

When you're sick of your wife and you want a new life,
Ask a Henry
Either say she's a whore, or a witch or a bore
That's a Henry
He can burn them, behead them, or just never bed them
He's Henry
For there's more at the door who can have sons galore
That's a Henry

[chriscat53]

2 more verses, me, Jim, Kathy, Karen and more
"If his lust does not cease, even though he's obese, that's a Henry"
If his codpiece has pearls, though his Tudor oft fails, that's a Henry
When his legs are decayed, and the stink never fades, That's a Henry
When this Renaissance Prince makes the whole known world wince
That's a Henry.

"Yet must karma prevail and so making sons failed,  Take that Henry!
Oh how many must die so 'his soul will not fry" Lying Henry
So to his chagrin, thanks to Annie Boleyn, guilty Henry
And beloved Queen Bess, easily outdid the rest, thank you He-enry

[chriscat53]

Edit--Our beloved Queen Bess

[Docamor]

Wonderful!!!  I demand a Royal Performance of this at somepoint this season!!

King Henry

aka Doc 

[anne of oaktower]

Awesome!   

[chriscat53]

La Mie Maestà e Signora Gentili. I thanka you for your kinda words. I meanta no harm . Signor Sommers helped me to write-a the verses though alla your subjects know that you are-a the besta versa writer anda songwriter anda singer anda dancer ina the Kingdom.
Grande Re Misericordioso, you must know that my famiglia and I --we are your mosta loving subjects. We lovea Inghilterra anda its Greata King. I have only comea with my family to   England few weeks ago.  You brought usa here anda England has already taken our hearts so we want to keepa our heads telling you that it wasa but for fun.  We come from Venezia and needa help with the English. 

My sons are your musicisti, artisti e creatori dello strumento here in your Court. My husband is Jeronimo Bassano.  He teacha me little bit of English.

I'ma no singa very good il vostro Magesty, but atta your commanda, I will bringa the words and you can ask your subjects to sing and in all  humility I will helpa you. Someatimes I weara the clothing froma my native Venezia-likea your Courta does whena they dance the Italian dance.
. Your mosta loyal and very humble servant
Cristina Bassano 
(The Bassanos, Venetian Musicians and Instrument Makers in England, 1531–1665, by David Lasocki and Roger Prior, ; http://alisabassano.com/): http://www.annebabin.com/bassanogenealogy.htm)

[chriscat53]

One can tell one is way overboard when one fears hearing from the King. lol.