Seeking advice for my first outfit

[Rowan MacD]

  Be picky, and there are easy ways to 'distress' garb. 

Yes, like wearing it out to the fairgrounds! LOL Mud and dust and sweat and turkey grease and...  You really *wear* your garb, like it's functional clothing, and it won't look brand-spankin' new for long.

Hmm. Hadn't thought of that    I was thinking maybe a nice dip in a bucket of strong tea, or washing your car with them...
   Yeah...find some really rough surfaces to lean or sit on (they are everywhere)  that will take care of the pants..and a few rounds of Jacob's Ladder over a none-too-clean pile of straw and viola!   Faire Patina!