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What weird news stories make you either laugh out loud, or just say "huh?'

Started by Rowan MacD, September 14, 2010, 12:30:47 PM

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Rowan MacD

Quote from: arbcoind on September 24, 2010, 09:26:24 AM
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/video/22865809/index.html

Frank Fontana of Pittsburgh.  I found this to be extremely funny.

Gina
*Snerk*  'His hand was on my leg, I thought it was a friend of mine who had keys, but he didn't look like her'.  *hoot*
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NoBill Lurker

So what are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to BARF!!!
You're going to...wait...WHAT???

arbcoind

Rowen, I peed myself when I saw Frank on the local news!!!  Did you notice his bed sheets? 

Gina

William_MacKean

The owner of Segway was killed this weekend when he lost control of his Segway and ran it off a cliff.

Lady Rosaline

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LadyStitch

It is kind of strange watching your personal history become costume.

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Quote from: LadyStitch on September 27, 2010, 03:17:19 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100923/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_bear_attack_zucchini_1

I have got to wonder what she is using for fertalizer.
The next thing you know, you're going to have to register your zucchini! When zucchini are outlawed, only outlaws will have zucchini!
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Quote from: arbcoind on September 27, 2010, 11:39:13 AM
Rowen, I peed myself when I saw Frank on the local news!!!  Did you notice his bed sheets? 

Gina
Looks like Cheetah spots! LOL
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arbcoind

Oh yeah, Frank is into the animal print.  It still makes me laugh.

Gina

Rowan MacD

Quote from: arbcoind on October 04, 2010, 12:17:15 PM
Oh yeah, Frank is into the animal print.  It still makes me laugh.
Gina
He's such a Studmuffin.  He doesn't look that old, but I bet they had bachelor pads just like that in the 70's.  LMAO.
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Quote from: Merlin the Elder on October 03, 2010, 06:20:51 AM
Quote from: LadyStitch on September 27, 2010, 03:17:19 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100923/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_bear_attack_zucchini_1

I have got to wonder what she is using for fertalizer.
The next thing you know, you're going to have to register your zucchini! When zucchini are outlawed, only outlaws will have zucchini!
Next: Zucchini safety locks, and you'll have to paint the end of your squash orange to identify it as a food item and not a weapon.   I'd hate to get tazed in the produce aisle for non compliance.
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Rowan MacD

  In honor of Halloween: The 10 grossest candy treats out there....

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/33507802/ns/today-today_halloween_guide/

The strap-on plastic nose with candy boogers that you can squeeze out onto your tongue gets my vote.
  Who comes up with this stuff!?
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LadyShadow

I wish I wouldnt have looked at that.  The eye and the nose do it for me.  Yuck!!
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