Customer parking.

[Zardoz]

Whatever that orange thing is, I guarantee I get more fun per dollar!

And I spend all my extra money on kilts! 

[JackGonzo, MD]

Whatever that orange thing is, I guarantee I get more fun per dollar!

And I spend all my extra money on kilts! 

Money well spent. Of course my father bought a 98 Miata back in the day. I still have no idea, or anyone has for that matter, how he fit in it.

[KiltedPrivateer]

Its a Tesla Roadster (o:
The only thing, in my opinion, that could draw attention away from a man in a kilt.

[Hercules]

Its a Tesla Roadster (o:
The only thing, in my opinion, that could draw attention away from a man in a kilt.

A hottie in chainmaile. 

[KiltedPrivateer]

Nah - even then it's "Hey check out the hottie in chainmaille next to the guy in the kilt",  yeah been there.  I mean total distraction, like the guy in the kilt is not even standing there.  For a guy who wears his kilts 24x7, it's rare that I find something that distracts from me.  However, at the North Texas Irish Festival, it turns out that a little dog in a kilt will distract attention but then at NTIF, there are so many men in kilts but very few cute and cuddly puppies (o: