Scottish joke

[Merlin]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the edge of the beach, he had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No'.

She said, 'Aye - Well, ya will be when the tide comes in.'

[Nighthawk]

  Love it!! 

[daniel paul]

man thats great! i may have to pass that one on.