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MrHyde

#180
November 08, 2011, 12:27:01 AM
What are glasses for clothes?

Conspiracy theory
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Bob of the Lake

#181
November 08, 2011, 11:37:37 AM
Q: What is conceived by people with too much time on their hands?

A: paper cut
I came, I saw, I skipped to my lou.
            - Hammy the Squirrel

DonaCatalina

#182
November 08, 2011, 01:54:58 PM
Q. What is made excrutiating by salt?

A. Lemon
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
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Jack Daw at Work

#183
November 08, 2011, 04:30:42 PM
Q:  What invariably ends up in my eye when preparing iced tea?

A:  Tonsilectomy
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Archer

#184
November 11, 2011, 04:05:05 PM
Q.  What word do you post to kill a thread for 2.5 days without needing to have any forum moderator powers ?

A.  knee slapper
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Merlin the Elder

#185
November 11, 2011, 04:28:40 PM
Q: What do you call a severely vertically-challenged woman after you say something rude to her?

A: Paradise
Living life in the slow lane
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

#186
November 11, 2011, 04:33:45 PM
Q.  What did you get to view by the dashboard lights ?

A.   fur
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Every person is a new door to a different world.

DonaCatalina

#187
November 14, 2011, 12:02:20 PM
Q. What will get you white-washed by PETA?

A. Sweet Potatoes
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MrHyde

#188
November 14, 2011, 02:39:10 PM
What enjoys being covered in marshmallow?

Dead equipment
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Bob of the Lake

#189
November 14, 2011, 02:56:13 PM
Q: What gets buried in a tech cemetery?

A: chocolate pudding
I came, I saw, I skipped to my lou.
            - Hammy the Squirrel

Jack Daw at Work

#190
November 16, 2011, 03:36:47 PM
Q:  What did the Blob (1858) take to the prom dance?

A:  Vital signs
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

DonaCatalina

#191
November 16, 2011, 03:53:26 PM
Q. What would someone who lived in 1858 be lacking?

A. sticky notes
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Merlin the Elder

#192
November 16, 2011, 04:08:05 PM
Q: What does a flautist who likes gooey candy end up with?

A: mental breakdown
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Archer

#193
November 16, 2011, 06:48:50 PM
Q.  Name a reason celebreties may give for going to rehab ?

A.  energy
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Every person is a new door to a different world.

Lady Rosaline

#194
November 16, 2011, 09:17:19 PM
What is something every Mom needs more of?

World of Warcraft
I'm the reason the rum is gone! (Unless Teach is near by!)
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