I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

Merlin the Elder · November 20, 2011, 10:28:38 AM

Q: What is the result when you stick your blade into a wall socket?

A: Parasite

The Rabbi · November 20, 2011, 01:00:02 PM

Q: What do you call twin lawyers?

A: Firetruck

MrHyde · November 20, 2011, 11:19:52 PM

What has been overused in Texas in 2011?

Drunk buttplug

Archer · November 21, 2011, 04:13:52 AM

Q. What causes a pirate to sing "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" ?

A. scurvy

DonaCatalina · November 21, 2011, 01:39:39 PM

Q. What is the common name for an affliction caused by lack of vitamin c?
(sorry. I couldn't think of anything funny)

A. Pearly

Jack Daw at Work · November 21, 2011, 01:46:39 PM

Q: What does an expensive necklace taste like?

A: trail mix

Rowan MacD · November 21, 2011, 04:33:47 PM

Q: What do sheep and cows leave behind?

A: Flat

Merlin the Elder · November 21, 2011, 05:01:12 PM

Q: What is one word that cannot be used in a sentence with Dolly Parton?

A: OMG!

Jack Daw at Work · November 21, 2011, 06:01:16 PM

Q: What is the most overused expletive in text messaging and also the expression a man thinks when he meets Dolly Parton?

A: The Wankel

Merlin the Elder · November 21, 2011, 06:08:11 PM

Q: What is the British pastime that causes blindness and growth of hair on one's palms?

A: Trail Blazer

Jack Daw at Work · November 21, 2011, 06:57:01 PM

Q: What type of trendy sports jacket goes well on the trail?

A: waxing moon

Merlin the Elder · November 21, 2011, 07:58:50 PM

Q: What do you call spreading carnauba on your buttocks?

A: Marijuana

Archer · November 21, 2011, 09:31:40 PM

Q. What did Bill Clinton claim he never inhaled ?

A. Terms of service violation.

MrHyde · November 21, 2011, 09:51:08 PM

What is commonly violated because it is seldom read?

Boston Terrier

DonaCatalina · November 22, 2011, 04:58:30 AM

Q. What is one of the cutest dogs on earth?

A. Remy Martin

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