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Started by Don_Juan_deCordoba, October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM

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Rani Zemirah

Q: What sort of platform do eco-conscious divers use?

A: Satellite
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Merlin the Elder

Q: What do couples turn to for entertainment once the honeymoon is over?

A: Spare tire
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Rani Zemirah

Q: What do aging baby boomers fondly refer to as "love handles"?

A: Mustard
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Lady Christina de Pond

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Bob of the Lake

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MrHyde

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arbcoind

Q:  What is the beginning of every divorce?

A:  printer cartridge

Rani Zemirah

#37
Q: What gets chambered right before you blow up that Xerox that is ALWAYS jammed right when you need it MOST?!?  

A: Pop tarts
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MrHyde

What happen's when Queen Anne's Lace explodes?

Believe
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DonaCatalina

Q: What do you find hard to do on a first visit to Disney World?

A: Violet
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Lady Christina de Pond

q: what is the plant that sits in my window

a: chocolate
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Lady Ashley of De Coals
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MrHyde

What do parents snag out of the kids Halloween bag?

Downtown
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Anna Iram

Q: Where can you linger on the sidewalk where the neon lights are pretty?

A: Rock Lobster

Merlin the Elder

Q: What do you do when a crazy lobster attacks?

A: Infomercial
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

MrHyde

Home Faire - Texas Renaissance Festival
Frequent - Scarborough, Four Winds, Sherwood, and Middlefaire as well.