I'll supply the answer; you supply the question

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: What is generally thought to be part of Myth and Legend in TX, but seems to be manifesting in Sugar Land at this very moment?!?

A: Faire!!! 

[MrHyde]

What open's its gates in Todd Mission Saturday?

Loki

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: What is one of the most sought after beverages at Faire?

A: Iris & Rose

[DonaCatalina]

Q: Who are probably the most talented wenches in Texas?

A: perfume

[Anna Iram]

Q: What did Catherine de Medici value so highly that she had secret passageways from her apartments to the labs to insure the formulas were  not stolen along the way.

A: Bonfire

[MrHyde]

What is not allowed at faires in Texas this fall?

Charmed

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: What am I, I'm sure, upon making your acquaintance?

A: Wit's end...

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What will you find opposite of Wit's beginning?

A: Two left feet.

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: All that's to be seen of that unsuccessful dragon slayer...?

A: Stew

[Merlin the Elder]

Q: What do you make with an unsuccessful dragon?

A: Smart Phone

[Rani Zemirah]

Q: What is the biggest oxymoron of the decade?!?

A: RENvy...

[MrHyde]

What is Rani Zemirah experiencing right now?

Compassion

[DonaCatalina]

Q: What do you feel for a booth owner who got burned out accidentally?

A. Surreal

[captmarga]

Q How do you feel after a day of bliss at Faire?

A: Six inches of string.

[Rogue Hidesmith]

Q: What did my cat poop out last night?

A: A horse-chestnut tree.