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Started by Don_Juan_deCordoba, October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM

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Merlin the Elder

Q: What allows you to determine the flavour of a bovine?

A: Fishing line
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

DonaCatalina

Q. what is another way to describe the story of the one that got away?

A. crossroads
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Bob of the Lake

Q: What do you get when you make highways angry?

A: hypersensitive
I came, I saw, I skipped to my lou.
            - Hammy the Squirrel

Archer

Q.  What is the opposite extreme of not giving a shart ?

A.   shamwow
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Merlin

Anál nathrach- Breath of serpent
Orth' bháis 's bethad- Spell of death and of life
Do chél dénmha- Thy omen of making

DonaCatalina

Q. On what animal might you not find a bull horn?

A. Vibration
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

Archer

Q.  What is everything in three dimensional reality ?

A.   frequency
Want a better world ?   Be a better person.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Merlin the Elder

Q: What did every shout when the old medical examiner was thrown in jail on a trumped-up charge?

A: Sleep deprivation
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

The Rabbi

Q:a/What is a situation which creates strange and unusual conversations sometimes acompanied by hallucinations? b/ What is a form of cheap entertainment for friends and family? (sorry could not decide.)

A: Indesicive
My sanity is not lost I sent it away
Proud member of FOKTOP

Jack Daw at Work

Q:  What's the name of a tooth that usually gets pulled or capped.

A:  spit sink
Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

DonaCatalina

Q. What do spit do when land on soft sand?

A. plywood
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

The Rabbi

Q: What does the Hawker do at the lumber yard?

A: Ceiling Fan
My sanity is not lost I sent it away
Proud member of FOKTOP

Merlin the Elder

Q: What do you call a person who follows the tour schedule of the band Ceiling?

A: Punk rock
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

DonaCatalina

Q. What do you call a rock with a prison record?

A. pinto
Aurum peccamenes multifariam texit
Marquesa de Trives
Portrait Goddess

arbcoind

Q:  What is the result of walking over a straight pin?

A:  Eskimo pie

Gina