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Started by Don_Juan_deCordoba, October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM

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Merlin the Elder

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Living life in the slow lane
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

DonaCatalina

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Jack Daw at Work

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Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

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Jack Daw at Work

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Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

RefMom3

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Jade

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Merlin the Elder

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Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Jack Daw at Work

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Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

RefMom3

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Steve "Jack Daw" McIntyre

"The honour the Sleat Carpenter obtained...is still preserved for his descendants."

Merlin the Elder

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Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...