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The Rabbi

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A: Moon River
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Merlin the Elder

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A: Interpretive dance.
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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

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Merlin the Elder

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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

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