The Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to do at the Renaissance Festival

[Anna Iram]

..not allowed to sing "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER with the Germans anymore.

Hey...I was only a *little* off key.

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

deflower a flower in front of mundanes and children at faire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6MJmNV8AyY

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Some more I have remembered:

The petting Zoo is no longer to be referred to as "The Scottish Brothel" in front of patrons.
The rabbits names are not "Stew, Lunch, and Dinner."
The goat does not want some mead, no matter how much it looks like he does.
There is not "good eating" on anyones children.
I cannot walk around faire with a steering wheel in my pants.

[Count Adolfo]

Skippy is not allowed to make period-incorrect jokes about the results of a Google search on French Military Victories

[jinx]

Skippy is no longer allowed to scream "GOD! SHAVE THE QUEEN!" during the parade, no matter how drunk Skippy may be.

[Welsh Wench]

Skippy is NOT allowed to excuse himself when talking to the mundanes by saying, 'Excuse me, but I have to see a wench about making a baby.'   

Yep, he did.
Use that excuse.
Not....never mind. 

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Skippy is no longer allowed to march members of the Starfleet Away Team over to a group of lovely wenches and ask them to "Please fix this!"

[Lairde Guardn]

Skippy is not allowed to

Ask the newborns parants if they know who the mother is....
Talk with a hairlip, while in garb at the local M'Donalds before faire....
Tell the couple that asked if your were going to the Polish festival that you just drove in from Poland for it and then thank them for letting us visit your lovely country...
Have a nice mundane couple act like they are taking pictures of a couple of ettes....with an IPod...while I sneak back to the pub....
Sing the Gilligans Island Theme song and get others to join in when in hearing range of a pub show......
Take over at Matre De at Chef Wangs......

[Lady Mikayla of Phoenicia]

Skippy is not allowed to

Ask the newborns parants if they know who the mother is....
Talk with a hairlip, while in garb at the local M'Donalds before faire....
Tell the couple that asked if your were going to the Polish festival that you just drove in from Poland for it and then thank them for letting us visit your lovely country...
Have a nice mundane couple act like they are taking pictures of a couple of ettes....with an IPod...while I sneak back to the pub....
Sing the Gilligans Island Theme song and get others to join in when in hearing range of a pub show......
Take over at Matre De at Chef Wangs......

Tis why we love you TJ!!!  I am so laughing right now!   

[Athena]

Skippy is not allowed to

Ask the newborns parants if they know who the mother is....
Talk with a hairlip, while in garb at the local M'Donalds before faire....
Tell the couple that asked if your were going to the Polish festival that you just drove in from Poland for it and then thank them for letting us visit your lovely country...
Have a nice mundane couple act like they are taking pictures of a couple of ettes....with an IPod...while I sneak back to the pub....
Sing the Gilligans Island Theme song and get others to join in when in hearing range of a pub show......
Take over at Matre De at Chef Wangs......

Skippy, you forgot to mention being the conductor of an impromptu pub sing and laughing at family members who fall out of wheel chairs!

[Peddlin]

OMG! I married Skippy!

Oh well, that's my boy!

[KeeperoftheBar]

Skippy is no longer allowed to roll up to the Budweiser Clydesdales while in his motorized scooter with a stick horse attached (StudMuffin) and challenge them to a race.   (I think I could have beaten them too.)

[Lord Dragonspyre]

Skippy must respond to an order given by the King or Queen with "Yes, Your Majesty," not "Ten-Four, Good Buddy!"

[RumbaRue]

Note to self: Make sure I keep Skippy on a leash

[lilaney]

Skippy may no longer offer to help warm up belly dancer's ching-chings on cool days, even if they obviously need it.

PsssT.. I think they are called 'Zills'...

Skippy is not allowed to eat rocks
     ...hang upside down from anything
     ...break into song when someone speaks the 'word of the day'.
     ...help 'assist' anyone.
     ...free himself from 'jail'.