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New Faire in Arkansas

Started by Merlin the Elder, April 01, 2012, 12:07:31 PM

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Merlin the Elder

Announcing the newest faire:

The Toad Suck Renaissance Faire & Tractor Pull
When: April 1
Where: Toad Suck, Arkansas

This new faire is a 15 acre facility built on top of the old city landfill, adjacent to the Skunk Hollow Swamp in central Arkansas. Plenty of free parking, but it's recommended that you only come in 4-wheel drive vehicles, as the lot tends to be a bit soggy.

Contests galore and valuable prizes given for the greatest number of mosquitoes captured at the faire, the largest rat trapped on premises, and many more fun kiddie activities. For the adults, a belching contest, an award for the largest beer-belly, and then there's the yodeling extravaganza, and the piece of resistance: the world championship Joust from a Tractor event.

Don't miss the exciting inaugural event!

...and if you're seriously considering going to this, and need directions, you're sicker than I thought, and forgot that this is April 1st....yeah, I was bored...
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Captain Teague

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Bob of the Lake

Quote from: Merlin the Elder on April 01, 2012, 12:07:31 PM

...and if you're seriously considering going to this, and need directions, you're sicker than I thought, and forgot that this is April 1st....yeah, I was bored...

Dang! And I was ready to buy tickets....  :D
I came, I saw, I skipped to my lou.
            - Hammy the Squirrel

Merlin the Elder

You're in luck, BobO.  Toad Suck Daze, a REAL festival, is coming up the first weekend in May. Information at http://www.toadsuck.org 
Living life in the slow lane
ROoL #116; the Jack of Daniels; AARP #7; SS# 000-00-0013
I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
...and may all your babies be born naked...

Bob of the Lake

Hmm. Not exactly what I had envisioned but they do promise a "toadtastic" time. Could be hard to pass up!  ;)
I came, I saw, I skipped to my lou.
            - Hammy the Squirrel

LadyStitch

It is almost sad when you can almost belive that kind of thing is possible.
It is kind of strange watching your personal history become costume.

The Rabbi

WHAT!!!!!!!! They canceled The Redneck Renaissance? THOSE HEATHENS!!!!!!....
My sanity is not lost I sent it away
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