Having fun with co-workers

[captmarga]

I suppose this deserves to go here. I wear a kilt, and I was asked by one of the girls I work with (at the faire) if I wear anything underneath. And I simply asked her if she really wanted to know. A girl working next to her says, you know what that means dont you. And I just smile. THe original girl just kinda freaks out. It was really the highlight of my day.
Even non-faire days when I wear it, I pretty much get asked two questions. The first is, what clan? ANd the second is are you wearing anything under there?

We have quite a few "clans" down here at Scarborough, such as M'Crack, McBuggins, etc.   Are there any such at Larkspur?

And I think the proper answer is, "No lass, there's nothing worn under the kilt, it's all in perfect working order!"

Of course, you might have to temper responses in the working environment, but have *some* fun with it!!!

Capt Marga

[Blushing]

I wrote a short piece about the faire ... and the editor wants an example of something clever said at faire ... I just need something fit to print in a family publication!

I don't think the above comment would work ... but sadly all the clever things stuck in my head are along the same lines ...

[Mattrim]

Of course there is something worn under a Kilt.....Shoes!!

[Shoni the Shilent]

Of course there is something worn under a Kilt.....Shoes!!

Lipstick if Im lucky

[Tipsy Gypsy]

Lipstick if Im lucky

And on a good day, multiple shades, eh?

[Shoni the Shilent]

Lipstick if Im lucky

And on a good day, multiple shades, eh?

One can only hope

[Tanda]

I wrote a short piece about the faire ... and the editor wants an example of something clever said at faire ... I just need something fit to print in a family publication!

I don't think the above comment would work ... but sadly all the clever things stuck in my head are along the same lines ...

How about..

"Join the Dark Side. The women are hotter, the men richer, and we have cookies. Black is slimming, the men steal and I lied about the cookies."

"We love Roderick. He's a prince, which means he has a very large....inheritance."

"Get a map or GET LOST!"

"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!! because no one else will"

"My dear sir! You should fire your tailor. He has sown your kilt right up the middle. Dear me."

Those help?

Oh and I agree with the answer of "Shoes" to the question of what's beneath the kilt.

[Blushing]

Heehee ... I like those! I added some, we will see if they get trimmed ... =)

God save ME ... I'm actually putting a kilt turn of phrase, in print, under my name ...

"And what is worn under a kilt?  Nothing - everything is in perfect working order!"

[Princess Alice]

When people ask me about faire I tend to make things up- I told someone the other day that I was in the Men-in-Tights contest....

haha...that would be quite the sight.
I love that contest.

[Zoë]

Lipstick if Im lucky

And on a good day, multiple shades, eh?

One can only hope

I see this part of the thread rapidly heading toward John's Inn....