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[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Sounds like the Lord Mayor has been using funds meant for the system and using them for other things mayhaps? Mayhaps the king should take his head this year and place some other more fitting person who's not as likely to mis-appropriate funds meant for the kingdom?

[Norfolk]

Sounds like the Lord Mayor has been using funds meant for the system and using them for other things mayhaps? Mayhaps the king should take his head this year and place some other more fitting person who's not as likely to mis-appropriate funds meant for the kingdom?

Lady DeLaney, methinks thou doth have the sow by the right ear!  I shall convey thine counsel to His Majesty, The Kinge, and, unless I myss myne mark, thou shall't see a new Mayor of Larkspurshire this season.

Norfolk

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

I hath heard such talk, As a courtesan, you hear things that others may not. I also heard talk of a new Sheriff? Could thee be so kind as to confirm or deny these things?

[Norfolk]

I hath heard such talk, As a courtesan, you hear things that others may not. I also heard talk of a new Sheriff? Could thee be so kind as to confirm or deny these things?

Ah, M'Lady!  Forsooth, a courtesan hears many things, some true, some not.

[Zoë]

I hath heard such talk, As a courtesan, you hear things that others may not. I also heard talk of a new Sheriff? Could thee be so kind as to confirm or deny these things?

Ah, M'Lady!  Forsooth, a courtesan hears many things, some true, some not.

Truer words have never been issued forth from a politician's mouth....

[Zoë]

It also does help if all the subjects are French, since it means we waste none of the oil in their hair or underarms, being full there already.


Surrey

My dear Earl, was't you who walked behind the French contingency in the parade oftimes last summer? I get all my nobles mixed up, they all look about the same....in any case, I'll be sure to let his Lordship Le Duc du Gascogne know he ought not bathe the night before the parade, as an especial treat just for you....

[Norfolk]

I hath heard such talk, As a courtesan, you hear things that others may not. I also heard talk of a new Sheriff? Could thee be so kind as to confirm or deny these things?

Ah, M'Lady!  Forsooth, a courtesan hears many things, some true, some not.

Truer words have never been issued forth from a politician's mouth....

Friends do not call friends "politicians"!

[Earl of Surrey]

Lady Zoe,

Whilst I do appreciate the gesture, there is no need to request the French not to bathe, it comes quite naturally.


Surrey

[Norfolk]

It also does help if all the subjects are French, since it means we waste none of the oil in their hair or underarms, being full there already.


Surrey

I get all my nobles mixed up, they all look about the same....

Only to the untutored eye.

[Zoë]

It also does help if all the subjects are French, since it means we waste none of the oil in their hair or underarms, being full there already.


Surrey

I get all my nobles mixed up, they all look about the same....

Only to the untutored eye.

Well, I am a pirate---er, ah, dishonest sailor, after all...

[Norfolk]

It also does help if all the subjects are French, since it means we waste none of the oil in their hair or underarms, being full there already.


Surrey

I get all my nobles mixed up, they all look about the same....

Only to the untutored eye.

Well, I am a pirate---er, ah, dishonest sailor, after all...

Which, Dear Lass, makes you much closer to being a politician than I!

[Zoë]

It also does help if all the subjects are French, since it means we waste none of the oil in their hair or underarms, being full there already.


Surrey

I get all my nobles mixed up, they all look about the same....

Only to the untutored eye.

Well, I am a pirate---er, ah, dishonest sailor, after all...

Which, Dear Lass, makes you much closer to being a politician than I!

Damn!

[Earl of Surrey]

Father, your Grace,

I believe you meant "un-Tudor'ed" eye, did you not?



Surrey

[Norfolk]

Father, your Grace,

I believe you meant "un-Tudor'ed" eye, did you not?



Surrey

Aye!