A Pirate walks into a bar

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I could find no other place for this as we only have adult humor, so if the moderators fweel this shouod go elsewhere  so be it.

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,  "Hey, I haven't seen you
in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate,

"We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."


The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened
to your hand?"

The pirate explained,"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."


"What about that eye patch?"


"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up, and one of them crapped  in my eye."


"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just
from bird crap."

wait for it








wait for it.





"It was my first day with the hook."