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mermaid attraction at Renaissance Festival shut down ;-)

Started by groomporter, July 13, 2015, 10:56:59 AM

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groomporter

 ::)

The popular mermaid attraction at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival has been shut down.

Health officials reported that the exotic species on display brought with them a drug resistant, and sometimes fatal infestation of crabs. The infestation was discovered when a Biffs sanitation company employee found a pair of dead goldfish mermaids that had been "flushed" in nearby portable toilets and had clogged his cleaning equipment. An infected jouster and a mime both remain in serious condition. A fire eater was released from the hospital earlier and doctors theorize that the kerosene in his system helped him fight off the infection.
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groomporter

When you die can you donate your body to pseudo-science?

Gauwyn of Bracknell

and I thought it was all the ale that made me feel like that, only to find out now it was the mermaids  ;D
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Quote from: Gauwyn of Bracknell on July 13, 2015, 02:02:02 PM
and I thought it was all the ale that made me feel like that, only to find out now it was the mermaids  ;D

Mate, how many times must I tell you NOT to kiss the Mermaids? ;)
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