Funny Ren Sayings or quotes

[DonaCatalina]

What humorous quotes have you heard about Faires or Rennies?
Please - nothing vicious ----

To Start off:

A Rennie is never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.

[Queen Bonnie]

 Renaissance faire pick up line- " I have had a Shower!"

[renren]

Does "nii!" count?

[Pipere]

At the local dive that evening:
"Well I blew my nose in the bathroom and it came out black everytime.... yep, it was a good day."

[Angus]

"A Rennie is never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth."

...I had always heard that was a Scotman!

[Peaches McGee]

No way.....it's an Irishman.

[LadyFireKissed]

One that I have heard used (in realtion to a mock- fight with about 5in the larger group against one scot)  " It's a trap! there's two of them!"

[Welsh Wench]

Well, I heard 'I may not be a priest but I can get thee to heaven!'

[Bugsy]

when you have a baby or toddler in one of those backpack carrying things, you'll hear: "Sir, you have a growth on your back!" a hundred times.

While getting a henna one year I heard a funny convo that was relevant to that ^.  A girl walked by with a large hat on.  A man said "Miss, you have a growth on your head."
Her retort: "you have some ugly on your face!"  haha!    (both were cast member, I believe)

[ladyecho]

     I ran into Columbina of the interpeters in the bathroom at NCRF. My 2 year old niece was playing with the water in the sink and Columbina was throwing water from her sink into my nieces to hear her laugh. She asked me how old she was and I told her 2 years old. The she smiled and said "When I was her age I was 5!"

[Scotsman]

"A Rennie is never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth."

...I had always heard that was a Scotman!

Ha ... I resemble that remark ...

[Scotsman]

I have heard so many but my favorites always revolve around the nut & jerkey guys ...

... eat my meat and taste his nuts ...
.. try the Kings nuts, they can be salty, sweet, etc ... you know your curious!

Needless to say they can go on and on, but you get the point. It is really fun when you ask them a bunch of question about their products ... try it some time.

[KeeperoftheBar]

From an extremely attractive woman selling pretzels at Scarborough...

"Buy hot twisted bread from a hot twisted wench."

And it worked.

[Arsinoe Selene]

Overheard, said by a man to a woman while (I think) she was trying on a bodice:
"I only know how to take them off, I can't lace them!"

Or something to that effect.

[Dev]

I hit on a guy with this one...

"You see,trolls don't turn to stone in sunlight...they don't turn to stone in candlelight either..."