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The Post that Never Ends...

Started by Hibernian, May 11, 2008, 08:49:21 AM

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Hibernian

Truly, you haven't live till you've "heard" Queen Bonnie firing the phasers!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!"

Hibernian

#16
*sits on counch and fumbles looking for a switch on a small tape recorder*

I know its here somewhere, dam thing is so small how do they expect someone with normal size hands to work it...aha, got it.

*places the tape recorder on the coffee table as the spools on the top begin to rotate*

Good morning Hibernian. Your mission, should you decide to except it, to infiltrate a mass gathering of Renn-adicts being held just south of Nashville on Memorial Day weekend. Dressing in strange clothes, drinking, singing, performing something called kilt checking  and often carrying edged weapons, this group is believed to be holding a blue parrot hostage. You will gather a small team of experts, infiltrate the gathering, locate the blue parrot and if possible liberate the same. Of course should you or any member of your team be captured or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your mission. Good luck.

This tape will self destruct in  5 seconds."

*As a billow of smoke pours from the machine, Hibernian pulss a stack of papers and pictures from his breifcase.*

"Let's see who available for a trip to Tennessee."
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anne of oaktower

Can't make it to Tennessee this weekend (alas, no vehicle), but I will keep an on the sky in case the parrot eludes you and flies into PA ren-territory.   ;)
aka: Oak-hearted Annie / Anne of Oak Barrel / Barefoot Annie

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."

Cobaltblu

#18

Picture This:
A Scotsman
Walking Over
A Grate
And Having
His Kilt
Fly Up
In The
Air Like
Marilyn Monroe.
Scary Is
It Not?
Oh Btw
This Post
Will Scroll
Forever And
Never End.
Scrolling Colored
Text Rocks.
Regards, CB.
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Hibernian

Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!"

Welsh Wench

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Dracconia

This is the post that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends.

Some rennies started writing it not know what it was and they'll continue writing it forever just because....

This is the post that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends.

Some rennies started writing it not know what it was and they'll continue writing it forever just because....

:) ;) :D ;D :o ::)............... :-*
PR ~Faire Daughter~
Shake-N-Bake

Drake Starsong

This post shall live in infamy!
Yo ho Yo ho!

anne of oaktower

Infamy....I've heard of that...which country is that in?   :D
aka: Oak-hearted Annie / Anne of Oak Barrel / Barefoot Annie

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."

Queen Bonnie

 Infamy? I think it is a wee glen in Scotland!  Good Single Malt too!
Where did I put my phaser? Who fired those photon torpedoes? LOL!
Wingardium Leviosa!
Tis not the length of the staff- but the magick there in!

Al-Nimer

Red Alert!   Shields at Maximus!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam, Mythbusters

Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman

You haven't lived til you've heard it in the original klingon.

Hibernian

Dam it Al-Nimer turn that klaxon off its giving me a headache.
What are we picking up on sensors?

It appears to be a small avian life form common to the planet Earth. It matches what the computer identifies as a parrot.

Viewscreen on, lets see it...

Fascinating, a small blue parrot.
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!"

Welsh Wench

#28
You mean....this little guy?



Looks like a mug shot.  :o
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Hibernian

Darn it Wench you let him in....Intruder alert...try and get a force field around him...someone call Scotty and tell him to hide the rum!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!"