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The Post that Never Ends...

Started by Hibernian, May 11, 2008, 08:49:21 AM

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Welsh Wench

#30
June 06, 2008, 05:46:55 PM
No, he just has his beak pressed against the window!

*draws bodice up to chin*
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Captain Jack Wolfe

#31
June 06, 2008, 06:16:26 PM
Well, that's just dandy!  We've got parrot poo clogging one of the EPS conduits.  I tried backflushing it with plasma from the improbability drive, but it caused an overload in the food replicators.  They're filling the ship with Twinkies!
"I'm not sure about people anymore. They're responsible for some pretty nutty stuff. Individuals I'm crazy about, though." ~ Opus

Al-Nimer

#32
June 06, 2008, 09:34:22 PM
Not good...I'm sugar intolerant, but easily tempted  ;)
My, but he does have wonderful plumage  :o

OK, have to get the poo AND the Twinkies out.  Quick, everyone into the shuttlepod and we can vent the entire ship's atmosphere!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam, Mythbusters

Hibernian

#33
June 08, 2008, 12:56:43 PM
Don't forget to bring the cooler with the Guinness, who knows how long we'll be in the shuttle!
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!"

festmum

#34
June 08, 2008, 03:05:31 PM
*stumbles into thread*

What?!?  No RUM?  Why is the Rum always gone?

*looks at BLUE plastered to outer window*

Oh right...that's why!

*stumbles into shuttle*

Al-Nimer

#35
June 08, 2008, 11:02:03 PM
Oh, just got the food & drink replicators online in the shuttle.  It works OK for rum but Guinness is too much for it ;)
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam, Mythbusters

Hibernian

#36
June 10, 2008, 05:32:42 AM
"Bones, get back there and see about the Guinness!"

"Dam it Jim, I'm a doctor not a bar maid!"

"Good thing too, you don't have the legs to be a bar maid."
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!"

Tammy

#37
December 04, 2008, 01:10:05 AM
Just doing my part to make sure this post never ends...
Royal Protector of Raccoons, Mistress of the Poi, Best Friend of Windland/Nim, Guppy, Seamstress for The Feisty Lady.

Welsh Wench

#38
December 04, 2008, 05:41:19 AM Last Edit: December 04, 2008, 05:53:53 AM by Welsh Wench
*Wench stumbles into the thread*

*COUGH COUGH*

Wow, would you look at all the cobwebs here! Emma, hand me that dust rag and a bucket of Lysol.

I'm sure a few of the guys will be in here soon.
Better get the Guinness and nachos.  :D
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Captain Jack Wolfe

#39
December 04, 2008, 06:11:52 AM
You rang, love?   ;)

Ooh, nachos!  My second favourite breakfast!  ;D
"I'm not sure about people anymore. They're responsible for some pretty nutty stuff. Individuals I'm crazy about, though." ~ Opus

Al-Nimer

#40
December 04, 2008, 11:15:43 PM
Did somebody say Guinness?  I'm down to 2, almost time to restock!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam, Mythbusters

Tammy

#41
December 05, 2008, 01:17:03 AM
Ok, here's the rag and Lysol. Gotta keg of Guinness in the back...
Royal Protector of Raccoons, Mistress of the Poi, Best Friend of Windland/Nim, Guppy, Seamstress for The Feisty Lady.

Scotsman

#42
December 05, 2008, 05:36:35 AM
Inconceivable!
Kilted Rogue #1411
Irish Penny BDE - Flattn'
Castleteer
Teer for life
RFC #56
Was that my inside voice?

Captain Jack Wolfe

#43
December 05, 2008, 08:00:34 AM
One keg?  Stick a straw in it and give it to Scotsman...  ;) :D
"I'm not sure about people anymore. They're responsible for some pretty nutty stuff. Individuals I'm crazy about, though." ~ Opus

lilaney

#44
December 05, 2008, 04:00:32 PM
*YAWN*
*Big Stretch*

So!? What did I miss?

Looks around holodeck at medieval faire
*Sigh*
'Computer end program'
doors to holodeck glide open

*SQUISH*

OH! UCK!! WHAT IS ALL IS THIS!?
*Lifts foot up out of muck*

*Fights back Yawn*
'Forget it, I'm going back in'
doors to holodeck slide back open
'Computer; Medieval faire mid 16th century'

doors to holodeck slide closed
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