Wanna apply for THIS job?

[LadyMorna]

I'm a big fan of Jay Leno's "Headlines", so I really cracked up when I recently ran across this ad in an area newspaper:

Jerry's Waterline Service & Lonesome Dove Transport have the following openings:
Shop help, relief fuel man, wench truck driver & experienced oilfield worker.
Apply in person at 4566 N. US Highway 287, Alvord; or call (940)626-8248.

WENCH truck driver??   

Lady Morna

[Lady Amy of York]

Oh my gosh !   Too darn funny !    Thanks  for sharing ! 

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

WENCH truck driver??   

You've got to get those wenches to faire somehow!  

[fluffy tail]

Well I'm a wench with a wrench, so a wench truck driver makes perfect sense to me.

[renren]

*shrugs*
I've driven a fire truck, so I guess it doesn't faze me!

[Scotsman]

I'm still waiting for the Rogue driver position to open up! However, driving a wench truck does sound like fun 

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

This reminds me of a Far Side cartoon I once saw.

A Viking king sits on his thrown as another stands before him holding a WINCH (You know the thing you put on the front of trucks to pull something out or for towing)

The Viking Leader is saying. I told you to bring me the Wench not the Winch

[Arsinoe Selene]

Do we need wenches in the truck so the driver can be a wench truck driver?  I'm free!

[Sir Dougie Zerts]

How about Drenched Wenches?

[LadyMorna]

Let's see...in the caravan that's traveling to the Faire, would the Wench Truck go before or after the Friar Truck? 
(I do enjoy a good pun, but I really love a bad one!) 

Lady Morna
Wife of Sir Marcas McLaren
Mistress of Castle Conundrum,
and Lady-in-waiting to two royal housecats

[Anna Iram]

...and where would the Pope Pickup come into the lineup?

[BLAKDUKE]

...and where would the Pope Pickup come into the lineup?

Right in front of Kit the Knight-Rider.


O.K. bad pun so throw money and I will go away.