Things that make ya go EWWWW!

[Kiss-me-Kate]

My mother once made her evil ex-husband a meat loaf (his favorite meal) with a cockroach cooked inside of it.  Strange but true...Bwaahaahaa!

He must have been a total arse-hole for her to do that!  Remind me NEVER to piss off your Mom!

[Lady Nicolette]

Kiss-Me-Kate:  He was pretty bad!  Unfortunately my own dad wasn't much better.  But at least my mom was clever!

Duelist: Completely and entirely intentional.  *I do wish we had a wicked grin smiley*

[Anna Iram]

That is so horrible! 

I used to hang with a guy that was kind of a sloppy housekeeper. Nothing as horrible as the pics at the start of the post, but always several cans of soda or beer left about. You know. Anyway, I had a fresh soda, put it on the table and I guess I grabbed the wrong one for a sip. Got a mouthful of old coke and a bug. Blech!

[Lord Duelist]

Duelist: Completely and entirely intentional.  *I do wish we had a wicked grin smiley*

Oy. That is pretty wicked.

That is so horrible! 

I used to hang with a guy that was kind of a sloppy housekeeper. Nothing as horrible as the pics at the start of the post, but always several cans of soda or beer left about. You know. Anyway, I had a fresh soda, put it on the table and I guess I grabbed the wrong one for a sip. Got a mouthful of old coke and a bug. Blech!

I'm not exactly fit for the Good Housekeeping seal myself... Usually I keep cans of soda refrigerated, so the trick I use is to make sure I've grabbed the cold one. That trick didn't work so well right after Hurricane Ike hit and every soda was warm... thankfully no bugs were ever ingested by yours truly.

[Zoë]

Vomit.  Can't be around it, can't hear it happening, can't smell it....eughhghghghhgh. 

[Taffy Saltwater]

A disemboweled rat on my doorstep thanks to my Spooky Cat.  Thank the powers I learned how to pick up grossies w/o having to actually touch a grossy.

[JimsDana]

Mama Kitty use to "share" her kills with the family.
Never knew when or where.
One morn we awoke to the shrill sounds of my mothers screams (poor dad, same room).
Mama kitty "shared" a half eaten rodent (to call this thing a rat would do an injustice to the rats)
on mothers pillow. Yes, staring her in the face upon opening her eyes!

[Celtic_Fae]

Things that make ya go EWWW:

A constipated kitty (insert dog, if you have one of those instead) who didn't finish in his litter box/outside and then proceeds to drag what's left on his bum around the house

Kitty giving your plants back to you after partially digesting them

On the subject of rats: when your pet rats get too much fiber, they end up leaving squishy rat turds that end up all over them (for an icky story, the first tale here)

Horse stalls that have 3 feet of compacted manure, hay, straw, etc in them (for volunteer work, I mucked out those stalls)