Random Quotes

[Ambios]

"No, Mr. Bond...(laughing)...I expect you to die"
Goldfinger

[Count Adolfo]

"I think so, Brain, but how are we going to get the pantyhose on the chicken?"

Pinky

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

"The word 'Belgium' is considered to be the rudest word in the universe, and is completely banned in all parts of the Galaxy, except in one part, where they don't know what it means."

~~ Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Ambios]

"...some may think only to marry, others to tease and tarry; mine is the very best pary, Cupid he rules us all...."

[Eric the Ugly]

"...Death will come soon to hush us along..."

[Tom]

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

- William Ernest Henley 1849-1903

[Anna Iram]

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace.
Andre Gide



If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
Mother Teresa

[Count Adolfo]

"Oh hell no.  Oh HELL no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

~Lord Dragonspyre

[SirRichardBear]

Sanjuro: I'm not dying yet. I have to kill quite a few men first.

[Welsh Wench]

'Two famous people came out of Albania. Mother Teresa and John Belushi. And Mother Theresa can't sing Louie Louie.'

~~John Belushi

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military."
~~Georges Clemenceau

"Draft beer, not people."
~~ Unknown

[Lord Dragonspyre]

"Oh hell no.  Oh HELL no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

~Lord Dragonspyre

[Ambios]

"And how much if you don't play?"
"Thata you couldn afford!"

Groucho and Chico Marx

[Count Adolfo]

"Ya can't fix stupid"

~Ron White

[Ambios]

"Yesterday I shot a duck in my pajamas.  How he got in my pajamas, I don't know"
Groucho