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Hey- Arent You?

Quote from: Demetrius on February 02, 2009, 09:37:14 PM

Hey now- didn't you say the hamster on the lance thingy had to result in no injury to the hamster? 


wellll yes..... but only cuz Brian gets squeemish at the site of blood.......   :D

hamster tennis then?

ooohh..... hamster croquet?  (not to be confused with hamster croquettes..... although..... "Hey Jim.... Got a new menu item.... yes, you can eat it off a stick....")

hamster bocci ball?  that would almost be HistAccurate....

hamster horseshoes?
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~Edmund Burke

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Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on February 03, 2009, 06:30:59 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on February 02, 2009, 09:37:14 PM

Hey now- didn't you say the hamster on the lance thingy had to result in no injury to the hamster? 




hamster horseshoes?[/color]
Hamsters wear Horse shoes? WOuldn't they be Hamster Shoes?
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Demetrius

Quote from: Lady de Laney on February 03, 2009, 10:18:51 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on February 03, 2009, 06:30:59 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on February 02, 2009, 09:37:14 PM

Hey now- didn't you say the hamster on the lance thingy had to result in no injury to the hamster? 




hamster horseshoes?[/color]
Hamsters wear Horse shoes? WOuldn't they be Hamster Shoes?

We're okay, as long as the horses don't wear hamster shoes...
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Zoë

Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on February 03, 2009, 06:30:59 PM

ooohh..... hamster croquet?  (not to be confused with hamster croquettes..... although..... "Hey Jim.... Got a new menu item.... yes, you can eat it off a stick....")


I think Hamster Croquettes might be more historically accurate than we think....you never know!
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Demetrius

Quote from: Zoë on February 04, 2009, 10:37:31 AM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on February 03, 2009, 06:30:59 PM

ooohh..... hamster croquet?  (not to be confused with hamster croquettes..... although..... "Hey Jim.... Got a new menu item.... yes, you can eat it off a stick....")


I think Hamster Croquettes might be more historically accurate than we think....you never know!

Ohhhhhh, I was thinking of the game where you hit brightly colored balls through little metal rings on the lawn...  When I think of eating something off of a stick I think of chicken for some reason. I can't eat a hamster anyway, I'm not a vegetarian.
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Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on February 02, 2009, 04:14:22 PM
it only it were a Harry Potter Festival......

then we could play hamster quiddich.   

Q "why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?"
A "so they don't splatter when the beater hits it."


LMAO!!!! 

What about hamster racquetball/tennis/whatever it's called?
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Hey- Arent You?

Quote from: Lady de Laney on February 03, 2009, 10:18:51 PM

hamster horseshoes?[/color]
Hamsters wear Horse shoes? WOuldn't they be Hamster Shoes?
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...and just imagine how many tiny nails we'll need to use to attach the horse shoes to the hamsters.....

it would be alot easier if the damn little things didn't squirm around so much.........

hey, hand me the duct tape again.........
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing"
~Edmund Burke

Demetrius

Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on February 05, 2009, 08:53:06 AM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on February 03, 2009, 10:18:51 PM

hamster horseshoes?[/color]
Hamsters wear Horse shoes? WOuldn't they be Hamster Shoes?

...and just imagine how many tiny nails we'll need to use to attach the horse shoes to the hamsters.....

it would be alot easier if the damn little things didn't squirm around so much.........

hey, hand me the duct tape again.........

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Now if only you worked for Disney...  Pirates of the Hamster being...
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Hey- Arent You?

Quote from: Demetrius on February 05, 2009, 10:20:56 AM
Now if only you worked for Disney...  Pirates of the Hamster being...

"yer the worst hamster I've ever heard of......"
"Yes, but you have heard of me....."
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing"
~Edmund Burke