Wench appropriate vs. skanktastic?

[Taffy Saltwater]

Another Licensed Wench checking in here.  Wench proclivities vary from fair to fair.  Since we are in Bible thumping territory, there are no wubbies, grape diving, and kilt checks.  Of course, no one forces you to participate in those activities if you are not so inclined at "cool" fairs. I'm also a member of the Vampyre Hunter's Guild and the International Society of Royal Privateers.  And my son is a licensed Assassin.

[Dragonlord]

All this talk of kilt checking, I think us guys need our version.  Maybe checking for a chastity belt.   

[Taffy Saltwater]

I plum think you wouldn't find a chastity belt one amongst all the wenches, Dragonlord - except maybe as a toy.  Grapes & bodice chillers, quite possibly, but chastity belts - hmmmm.  (For the record, my bodice chiller is a ceramic number in the form of a certain part of a gentleman's anatomy.)

[Dragonlord]

I didn't think I'd find one.  Just thought it'd be fair to check for one.  lol

[Katie Bookwench]

Another Licensed Wench checking in here.  Wench proclivities vary from fair to fair.  Since we are in Bible thumping territory, there are no wubbies, grape diving, and kilt checks.  Of course, no one forces you to participate in those activities if you are not so inclined at "cool" fairs. I'm also a member of the Vampyre Hunter's Guild and the International Society of Royal Privateers.  And my son is a licensed Assassin.

I can appreciate that. Even though our faire is PG-13, there's always one or two patrons walking about who may be offended if they saw it.

For various reasons, I do my kilt checks on the OUTSIDE of the Kilt nowadays.

I've found that it's a bit more of a challenge to be a SUBTLE but saucy wench, but a wench is always up for a challenge.    

[Katarsa]

Oh, and Kat -

We have seen each other, but I don't know if we have been formally introduced. If you need anything in Asheville, give me a holler. My son lives there, and performs, and I'm sure he would be happy to help you out.. He is a musician (singer, songwriter and guitar player). If you want to talk about it, you can get a phone number from some of your Musician's Royale friends (Jackie, Marie, Ruth, Laura, etc.) And welcome to the forum.

Oh, how awesome! I inspected your picture more closely and we've most certainly seen each other (and you know, probably exchanged a few words...you're one of little Lainie's "faire mothers" right? What good news that your son is in Asheville, and a musician no less! I'm moving up in August, probably, so when I'm settled in, I'll definitely have to get his number and/or facebook from you! Does he go to CRF with ya'll M'Cracks?

[Sir Ironhead]

You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo smooooooooooooooooooth!   

More like well trained <lmao>

[Malcolm]

For various reasons, I do my kilt checks on the OUTSIDE of the Kilt nowadays.

Glad I met you "back in the days..."

[Peddlin]

Alas, my son is not a Rennie, but he does know quite a few, and they get along very well. And he gets a lot of support for his performances from the Clan M'Crack. It is very cool. When you get ready for more info, just send me a pm here, and I will give you phone numbers. Of course, if he comes back into town for another show before then, I will let you know.

[Margaret]

While Kilt Checks can be done by anyone - if you are a pinned Wench of the IWG please check with your Madame first before doing any sort of kilt check.

As many people have said - each faire has a different 'rating' and each Local has different guidelines for it's members doing a Kilt Check.  Remember - the guidelines (we don't need no stinkin' rules!  ) are in place so that our members don't do anything to upset partons or faire management as well as for the safety and security of our members. 

Now - as for a saucy greeting for a man, something along the lines of "Dear Sir, I do so thank you for gracing the Shire today." along with a little wink or something.  Or, if you wish to appreciate a man who is obviously with a significant other - you can thank the lady for bringing such a shining example of manhood into the shire.