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Started by *Teach*, May 07, 2008, 07:07:13 PM

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Lady Christina de Pond

Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Marietta Graziella

Nothing clever to say here.  Not enough caffine yet.

Capt Gabriela Fullpepper

Quote from: Capt. Bacardi on March 27, 2009, 09:38:03 PM



:D :D :D :D :D :D What a dumb a@#  :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sorry Jack it beats donkey show....
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This reminds me of a qoute many New York City folk said many years ago during the Farmers Stike (In the mid 70's)

Asked by reporters about the Farmers strike and how it affected them they would say things like "Let them strike, I don't care it doesn't affect me, I'll just go to the Grocery store and get my food" DUH And just where do you think the grocery store's get their food?

I guess Safeway just produces it at a factory. Guess we are eating Soylant Green :)
"The Metal Maiden"
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody e

Gwen aka Punstergal

It was obvious to me right away that the highlighted paragraph about hunting is a composition of the middle bits of an entire page and just happens to be separated out to look like a posting of it's own. I've done the very same thing myself, staring at articles in magazines, to kill time while waiting for doctors and whatnot.

However, I find the resulting compiled excerpt to be quite amusing- I'm glad there are other very bored, slightly twisted individuals out there :)
"Hell hath no fury like an enraged Gryphon Master"

anne of oaktower

Actually, Gwen, it is from a newspaper that has a section called Speakout...a service offered by the paper that allows readers to call in and leave a message/opinion which will then be printed in the next run of that particular section.  I've seen it in several papers and some of the things that end up in print just amaze me...always very good for a laugh!  ;D  The highlighted paragraph is, indeed, an actual statement by one such caller.  LOL!
aka: Oak-hearted Annie / Anne of Oak Barrel / Barefoot Annie

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."

Poldugarian Warrior

I don't think the person has a clue to where meat comes from in the first place. I mean they make it at the store. Where has this person seen animals outside a store that sells meat? And you have to harm an animal to get meat. Man, the intelligence level of this country is at an all time high. (Sarcasm of course.) Kind of hard to convey that through typing.

NoBill Lurker

So what are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to BARF!!!
You're going to...wait...WHAT???

Sir William Marcus

#1162
VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.


NoBill Lurker

So what are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to BARF!!!
You're going to...wait...WHAT???

Sir William Marcus

#1165
VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Poldugarian Warrior

I guess you could if you really had to, but it may also be impossible, since the valve core in the valve stem of the tire has a pin that must be pushed upon to open the valve and let air into the tire. And the bagpipe piece doesn't have this part. Tis, funny nonetheless. even if it may be impossible.

Malcolm

You'd have to cover up the finger holes before it would work. ;D
YOS,
Malcolm Abernethy
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Sir William Marcus

#1168
VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Captain Jack Wolfe

"I'm not sure about people anymore. They're responsible for some pretty nutty stuff. Individuals I'm crazy about, though." ~ Opus