News:

Welcome to the Renaissancefestival.com Forums!  Please post an introduction after signing up!

For an updated map of Ren Fests check out The Ren List at http://www.therenlist.com!

The Chat server is now running again, just select chat on the menu!

Main Menu

Consort For A Day Series!

Started by Sir LJ, February 13, 2009, 10:09:57 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages1 2 All
User actions

Sir LJ

February 13, 2009, 10:09:57 AM Last Edit: February 13, 2009, 11:09:05 AM by Lord Jarhead
So Seamus and I were thinking and chatting the other night. Lady Phoenix has given her blessing to this little gig! Since she will be working a good part of the time during BARF and gone a few weekends, she has graciously allowed for a Consort For A Day position.

There will be some stipulations and a short quiz given by Lady Phoenix prior to be allowed to be my Consort For A Day! So, if you wanna play all you have to do is stop by Got Kilt in the AM and she will take over from there!

Disclaimer: This temporary position mainly involves the watching of a certain mug and making sure it does not run away, again. Plus the off chance of making sure it's full!
Semper Fi,

Sir LJ

The Red Horseman / Marine'n M'Crack

Squire Mickey

#1
February 13, 2009, 01:13:59 PM
Quote from: Lord Jarhead on February 13, 2009, 10:09:57 AM
So Seamus and I were thinking and chatting the other night. ...

A phrase to strike fear into the hears of who hear it, no?
Mickey Flint, Esquire
First Mate, The Harbinger
Landshark #107
IFRP #1473
Clan M'Crack P.E.T.
Captain, Ithilean Ran

Ladyfair

#2
February 13, 2009, 10:39:34 PM
Okay.... so ya know I have to say this.......lol....giggle......the cohort should also be mindful of a certain pin....lol......  thank goodness it was not gone long or buired in mud forever. 8)
Lady Penny Clan Sutcliff - MI Chieftess
2013 Penny family Gathering Sept 7-8
Ren Vet
IWG Wench #3523

Sir LJ

#3
February 14, 2009, 08:18:18 AM
Maybe I should look into a big gerbil ball!  That way when something falls off it will hit me in the head the next go around!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Semper Fi,

Sir LJ

The Red Horseman / Marine'n M'Crack

Sir LJ

#4
February 14, 2009, 08:19:22 AM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 13, 2009, 01:13:59 PM
Quote from: Lord Jarhead on February 13, 2009, 10:09:57 AM
So Seamus and I were thinking and chatting the other night. ...

A phrase to strike fear into the hears of who hear it, no?

Heck it scared the he** out of us as we were thinking!
Semper Fi,

Sir LJ

The Red Horseman / Marine'n M'Crack

Lairde Guardn

#5
February 14, 2009, 09:07:29 AM
So a "consort for the day"  are these given out to visiting Cheiftains while in the BARF area?
Lairde Guard'n
Lairde Highe Chieftain Emeritus
Irish Penny Brigade
Rogue, Teer, Otter
Landshark, Bard, DG, RFC
15.8% FaireFolk pure, 84.2% FaireFolk corrupt

Seamus Ex Machina

#6
February 14, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
Nice try, Guardn! ;D

Y'know, LJ....he may have a point...but if he combs his hair right, he could hide it...

Hows abouts a RentaWench program...?? It's got potential..

And if Guardn has to actually pay for a wench, he'll be less inclined to leave then in the privy... :P
Legendary Hellraiser

RenRobin

#7
February 14, 2009, 11:23:52 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 14, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
Nice try, Guardn! ;D

Y'know, LJ....he may have a point...but if he combs his hair right, he could hide it...

Hows abouts a RentaWench program...?? It's got potential..

And if Guardn has to actually pay for a wench, he'll be less inclined to leave then in the privy... :P
;) Sounds like some really good dirt here....wanna share???? ;D ;)
Loki-terr (in training)

Sir LJ

#8
February 14, 2009, 01:49:22 PM Last Edit: February 14, 2009, 01:53:48 PM by Lord Jarhead
Quote from: RenRobin on February 14, 2009, 11:23:52 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 14, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
Nice try, Guardn! ;D

Y'know, LJ....he may have a point...but if he combs his hair right, he could hide it...

Hows abouts a RentaWench program...?? It's got potential..

And if Guardn has to actually pay for a wench, he'll be less inclined to leave then in the privy... :P
;) Sounds like some really good dirt here....wanna share???? ;D ;)

Seamus, If the time you speak of deals with a location in, oh I don't know, let's say Tennessee, umm he did actually give a donation for a couple of Ette's that day.  Since Ette's are different from Wenches then one cannot say he left Wenches at the privy! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Semper Fi,

Sir LJ

The Red Horseman / Marine'n M'Crack

Lairde Guardn

#9
February 14, 2009, 02:37:48 PM Last Edit: February 14, 2009, 02:40:56 PM by Lairde Guardn MCrack
I never actually left the Ettes in the privy.....it was outside the privy......

and they were busy getting their picture taken.....

with an Ipod......

But that is another story....

They would not have been left at all if they did not try to make me leave the pub.....
Lairde Guard'n
Lairde Highe Chieftain Emeritus
Irish Penny Brigade
Rogue, Teer, Otter
Landshark, Bard, DG, RFC
15.8% FaireFolk pure, 84.2% FaireFolk corrupt

RenRobin

#10
February 14, 2009, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Lairde Guardn MCrack on February 14, 2009, 02:37:48 PM

They would not have been left at all if they did not try to make me leave the pub.....

Is that even legal for an ette to do???   LOL

You fellas are a hoot!
Loki-terr (in training)

Ladyfair

#11
February 14, 2009, 05:26:55 PM
I will hang the lost and found sign just for you LJ.........but you get lost so often.....giggle
Lady Penny Clan Sutcliff - MI Chieftess
2013 Penny family Gathering Sept 7-8
Ren Vet
IWG Wench #3523

Fairyfly

#12
February 15, 2009, 08:04:20 AM
LMAO Yeah, and who lives in FL now??? And with whom??? Tee hee haha!
EtteMum
TaskMistress of the Bayou Scoundrel's
Fae'N M'Crack... or at least working on it.
Rani's Divine Whip

Seamus Ex Machina

#13
February 15, 2009, 08:19:05 AM
They tried to make you leave the bar!!!?????   

Legendary Hellraiser

Sir LJ

#14
February 15, 2009, 08:30:18 AM
Quote from: Lairde Guardn MCrack on February 14, 2009, 02:37:48 PM
I never actually left the Ettes in the privy.....it was outside the privy......


Ahhhh! I see! It's the "Location, Location Theory"! I undersatndz now!
Semper Fi,

Sir LJ

The Red Horseman / Marine'n M'Crack

Squire Mickey

#15
February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...
Mickey Flint, Esquire
First Mate, The Harbinger
Landshark #107
IFRP #1473
Clan M'Crack P.E.T.
Captain, Ithilean Ran

Welsh Wench

#16
February 19, 2009, 05:37:41 AM
Well, sure, LJ, filling a mug and watching over it is all fine and good....

But what perks are YOU offering?  ;D
Show me your tan lines..and I'll show you mine!

I just want to be Layla.....

Sir LJ

#17
February 19, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on February 19, 2009, 05:37:41 AM
Well, sure, LJ, filling a mug and watching over it is all fine and good....

But what perks are YOU offering?  ;D

Sign up and find out!  ;D
Semper Fi,

Sir LJ

The Red Horseman / Marine'n M'Crack

Seamus Ex Machina

#18
February 19, 2009, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...



We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...
Legendary Hellraiser

Squire Mickey

#19
February 20, 2009, 10:37:21 AM




We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...
[/quote]

Only 22 Hours to go!

**slowly begins to grow a sly and roughish grin**

I think I feel me "horns" beginnin to grow...
Mickey Flint, Esquire
First Mate, The Harbinger
Landshark #107
IFRP #1473
Clan M'Crack P.E.T.
Captain, Ithilean Ran

Sir LJ

#20
February 20, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 19, 2009, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...



We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...

Seamus,

We have us a young padawan to train? May The Farc.......eeeerrrrr Force be with us!
Semper Fi,

Sir LJ

The Red Horseman / Marine'n M'Crack

Squire Mickey

#21
February 20, 2009, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Jarhead on February 20, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 19, 2009, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...



We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...

Seamus,

We have us a young padawan to train? May The Farc.......eeeerrrrr Force be with us!

Teach me, but don't be holdin' yer breadth fer me to be a callin' either of ye "Master"!
Mickey Flint, Esquire
First Mate, The Harbinger
Landshark #107
IFRP #1473
Clan M'Crack P.E.T.
Captain, Ithilean Ran

Sir LJ

#22
February 20, 2009, 11:43:20 AM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 20, 2009, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Jarhead on February 20, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 19, 2009, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...



We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...

Seamus,

We have us a young padawan to train? May The Farc.......eeeerrrrr Force be with us!

Teach me, but don't be holdin' yer breadth fer me to be a callin' either of ye "Master"!

This one is a fast learner!
Semper Fi,

Sir LJ

The Red Horseman / Marine'n M'Crack

RenRobin

#23
March 04, 2009, 05:27:16 PM
So how did the trainin' session go?
Loki-terr (in training)

Seamus Ex Machina

#24
March 04, 2009, 09:27:33 PM
Seen the photos? ;D
Legendary Hellraiser

Count Adolfo

#25
March 17, 2009, 09:46:02 PM
saw a really big line when I arrived this past Friday...
thought it was the signup line for the 'Consort for a Day' series.
Turns out they were just students there for school day!  ;D ;D ;D
Print
Go Up Pages1 2 All
User actions