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RENPOCALYPSE II

Started by Count Adolfo, March 18, 2009, 02:38:36 PM

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Lord Dragonspyre

#75
March 31, 2009, 07:31:34 AM Last Edit: March 31, 2009, 07:44:17 AM by Lord Dragonspyre
Okay, here's the story regarding the wenching of Lord Dragonspyre...


Sunday, we were outside the Seahorse attending a wenching. Unbeknownst to me, Seamus has ratted me out to the Wenches, who then capture me for a wenching of my own (I know it's "tradition" for Rogues to avoid a wenching at all costs, but beautiful women kissing me? Ow. Ow. Twist my arm...).

So I am made to kneel before the wenches and one by one they begin the process of planting oversized lipmarks upon my face, ears, and neck.

I'm good with this, y'know. I'm enjoying this. Loving it, even.

But out of the corner of my eye, I notice Lord Jarhead make his way over to where Seamus is standing, and my curiosity perks up when I notice them talking with their backs turned. Then LJ calls Ulfric over, and I'm starting to worry in the back of my mind, but dangit, I'm just too darned busy enjoying the wenching.

Then they call over Count Adolfo.

Yeah, my "Holy Crapola" meter pegged at that moment, but I was still enjoying getting wenched.

Then the wenches are done, and I make to get to my feet.

I'm still being held in place, only now two decidedly unfeminine hands have grasped me to hold me down. Turns out to be Kesrick, who is, to put it mildly, a big guy.

And then Seamus, Lord Jarhead, Count Adolfo, and Ulfric come into the circle.

All wearing lipstick.

Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!

Kesrick is literally putting his entire weight onto me to hold me down, and I STILL surge to my feet. I'm fighting the entire time, screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" at the top of my lungs (in addition to several phrases that would make a sailor blush), and here they come... first LJ, then Seamus, then Ulfric, and finally Count Adolfo all plant kisses on my face.

The image of my fellow Horsemen and the Harbinger all metrosexualed out in lipstick will haunt my nightmares from now until eternity...

::shudders::

Revenge is a dish best served cold...
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Lady DArbanville

#76
March 31, 2009, 11:40:00 AM
It was very nice to meet you Lord Dragonspyre. Sorry we weren't able to spend more time together.

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Lord Dragonspyre

#77
March 31, 2009, 11:46:52 AM
Quote from: Lady DArbanville on March 31, 2009, 11:40:00 AM
It was very nice to meet you Lord Dragonspyre. Sorry we weren't able to spend more time together.



Oh believe me... the pleasure was all mine...
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Count Adolfo

#78
March 31, 2009, 10:18:38 PM
Quote from: Escarlata on March 30, 2009, 08:32:05 PM
And I'd like to thank the Rogues, visiting and local, for helping me make a very special couple's anniversary weekend a little more special.

On behalf of the Local Rogues, I can say with all confidence... 'twas our pleasure!

Count Adolfo

#79
March 31, 2009, 10:28:09 PM
There are NO pictures in Katie's entire montage of the Horsemen and Harbinger in lipstick...
ne'er happened
nope
;D

Escarlata

#80
March 31, 2009, 10:32:55 PM
*chuckling* just wait
Esc be no lady!
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LadyDracolich

#81
March 31, 2009, 10:36:27 PM
DAMN!  That's one wenching I wish I'd seen... Ahh well.  Glad fun was had by all!!
I don't know what you've heard, none of it is factual, but it's all true.

Count Adolfo

#82
March 31, 2009, 10:37:14 PM
oh, no...
I should have known
how many hundreds or thousands of portraits didst your megapixies paint this past weekend?

LadyDracolich

#83
March 31, 2009, 10:43:15 PM
Quote from: Escarlata on March 31, 2009, 10:32:55 PM
*chuckling* just wait


Hehehe... I knew I liked you for a very good reason!!  ;)
I don't know what you've heard, none of it is factual, but it's all true.

Count Adolfo

#84
March 31, 2009, 10:46:58 PM
oh, there are at least a few thousand reasons to like Escarlata...

Seamus Ex Machina

#85
April 01, 2009, 06:15:52 AM
Quote from: LadyDracolich on March 31, 2009, 10:43:15 PM
Quote from: Escarlata on March 31, 2009, 10:32:55 PM
*chuckling* just wait


Hehehe... I knew I liked you for a very good reason!!  ;)

And a few thousand more to be very, very nice to her..... :D
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Ambios

#86
April 01, 2009, 08:47:12 AM
Not even going to try to top you two!!!   ;)
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Kitten

#87
April 01, 2009, 03:55:44 PM
Quote from: Lord Dragonspyre on March 31, 2009, 07:31:34 AM
The image of my fellow Horsemen and the Harbinger all metrosexualed out in lipstick will haunt my nightmares from now until eternity...

::shudders::

Revenge is a dish best served cold...

And of course they chose my lipstick as the brightest to attack you with! Sorry...really... ;) But if you want to borrow it for revenge, just let me know!

Kitten
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And darned proud of it!!!

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Anna Iram

#88
April 01, 2009, 04:39:58 PM

DS, I woke up screaming in terror at the memory myself. Fortunatly I had my own memory of my wenching of the Horseman of Debauchery to lull me sweetly back to sleep.

Count, it was my pleasure to assist in the horesplay  ;) . It was great fun to have a real wench walk with my sister wenches and to wench not just one but three lads that day.  :)





Lord Dragonspyre

#89
April 01, 2009, 05:05:41 PM
Quote from: Anna Iram on April 01, 2009, 04:39:58 PM

DS, I woke up screaming in terror at the memory myself. Fortunatly I had my own memory of my wenching of the Horseman of Debauchery to lull me sweetly back to sleep.

As I had the sweet memory of the touch of all the wenches' lips to lull me back to sleep after envisioning the Metro Parade, my dear...
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