Life is what Jamaica it

[Noble Dreg]

For the mini invasion of Minnesota Rennies heading to Jamaica...Have fun and be careful, we want to see you back safe and sound.  I am so concerned about the four of 'ya I want to pass on some travel advice I got from our own U.S. State Department...

As you know, it was recently discovered by groomporter that some rum may be "tainted"...

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/corpse_in_rum.htm

As a precaution the State Department recommends no rum purchased in Jamaica be consumed without first being analyzed by a certified booze lab.  Fortunately for you, my dearest friends, I happen to run just such a lab.  Out of my dear love for all of you I would be most happy to subject to testing any samples you may have prior to your taking such a terrible risk.  I require no more than 750ml to assure the safety of your drinkables.

I do this out of a deep sense of loyalty and love for all of my Rennie friends.

Have a great time!

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Interesting story in that link!  That's exactly how they got Admiral Lord Nelson home after the battle of Trafalgar, hence rum's nickname of "Nelson's Blood."

[Synnovea]

For the mini invasion of Minnesota Rennies heading to Jamaica...Have fun and be careful, we want to see you back safe and sound.  I am so concerned about the four of 'ya I want to pass on some travel advice I got from our own U.S. State Department...

As you know, it was recently discovered by groomporter that some rum may be "tainted"...

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/corpse_in_rum.htm

As a precaution the State Department recommends no rum purchased in Jamaica be consumed without first being analyzed by a certified booze lab.  Fortunately for you, my dearest friends, I happen to run just such a lab.  Out of my dear love for all of you I would be most happy to subject to testing any samples you may have prior to your taking such a terrible risk.  I require no more than 750ml to assure the safety of your drinkables.

I do this out of a deep sense of loyalty and love for all of my Rennie friends.

Have a great time!

Yer such a giving sort, Dreg!  I appreciate your concern for my well being

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

I think the biggest of Bacardi's worries is to find his mug empty, save for a couple Blue feathers...

[Capt. Bacardi]

Well lucky for me Dreg that my Loki making kit came with rum testing equipment. I am touched thou you are so concerned that we do not bring back tainted rum from Jamaica.  

[Muffin]

Awwww thanks Dreg.. It is so sweet of you to think of us! You are a true friend!!   

[Capt. Bacardi]

I think the biggest of Bacardi's worries is to find his mug empty, save for a couple Blue feathers...

I should be good Jack.......This is the mug I am taking.     

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

That would be Blue's hot tub? 

[Muffin]

Blue may not swim in my beer!!! if I've told that bird once I've told him a thousand times!!!

[Sitara]

Can I swim in your beer?  That is the only thing to do with light beer after all!