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Started by Monsignor de Beaumanoir, May 08, 2008, 09:53:02 AM

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Sir William Marcus

Quote from: Warrior_Monk on December 24, 2008, 11:31:26 AM


Classic!


Also Introducing Exodus new piece: Children of a Worthless God

By request of Joseph Von Lamar




Brainwashed into madness,
your children are killers without fear
Manipulate and dominate,
stealing their lives for your hate
Twisted perverted minds,
think as we do or you die
Demagogue, fanatical tyrant
a false prophet seething with lies

I you fear, seeing through your lies
You I fear, raping of innocent minds

Follow us blindly or die like a dog
Blood mixed with sand for this holy war
Your saviors a killer, you die for Allah
You are all children of a worthless god

Propagation of violence
your one god a disease upon man
Execution, crucifixion
the answer for those not in your plan
The penalty for contempt against your god
is death and nothing else
Ignorant infidels
are subhuman and will all burn in hell

I you fear, seeing through your lies
You I fear, raping of innocent minds

Follow us blindly or die like a dog
Blood mixed with sand for this holy war
Your saviors a killer, you die for Allah
You are all children of a worthless god

[Solo: Gary]
[Solo: Lee]

Smite the perverts and the obstinate
praising the death of the free
United States of Islam
that's what you would like it to be
Violate the unbelievers
praising crimes against man
Human rights mean nothing
Doctrine of death a scourge upon man

I you fear, seeing through your lies
You I fear, raping of innocent minds

Follow us blindly or die like a dog
Blood mixed with sand for this holy war
Your saviors a killer, you die for Allah
You are all children of a worthless god


VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Monsignor de Beaumanoir

#1576
Now, now......with posts like that, you might offend someone............maybe the next president even... ::)


Monsignor de Beaumanoir

A little look inside the preceptory at Christmas:

I found these in my stocking! Sister Hatchet, did you by chance put down the wrong mailing address?



Oh Sister, do these ladies like to race!  Pull them back and let them go.  It's your religious right to race these sisters.  Use divine intervention to lead them to victory.
Some of us have gotten into the "habbit" (okay, that one was pretty bad) of lining them up on opposite sides for crazy head on collisions.  It's just like church.

Includes:
- One pair of Racing Nuns (3 1/2 in. x 2 in ea.) in snazzy packaging. 
- No batteries necessary.

The Racing Nuns are a holy deal!

Sir William Marcus

In stores located right next to the "Nun Chucks!" 

VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Lady Christina de Pond

ohhh that is hillarious

onnn a more serious note discovered this author at Christmas
he's got a trilogy my templar minded friends might be interested in
the series is called the celtic crusades from Stephen R. Lawhead
the first book in the series is called the Iron lance followed via the black rod and the mystic rose.
thats probley going to be the next series i pick up once i'm done with the king Raven Triology and the song of Albion series.
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Monsignor de Beaumanoir

An interesting suggestion Lady ASHley. Well done. On my last trip to the "Outremer", I read some other fictional books on the Order. I tend to have to grit my teeth over the license the authors take at times.

I am enjoying Barbara Frale's book on the Order currently!  ;D

Sir William Marcus

VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Monsignor de Beaumanoir

If memory serves me correctly, Grand Master Lucas de Beaumanoir approved of this form of recreation in the preceptories, when they had time between weapons and horse maintenance and obligatory prayer.


Sir William Marcus

VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Lord Clisto of York

Invictus Maneo - I Remain Unvanquished

Monsignor de Beaumanoir


Lady Christina de Pond

he's just laughing on the otherside of his face
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Sir William Marcus

Got a laugh out of this. Compliments to Lord Blackwolf for the text.



Lucas de Beaumanoir Approved
VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Monsignor de Beaumanoir


Femme Falchion

#1589
Midwinter Blessings Brothers and Sisters!   ;D

With glad hearts may we celebrate the passing of the old year and the birth of the new!   


Sorry to have missed the current reading discussion; Professor Monk, hope you post your reading journal for Frale's book.  Anything interesting to share with your students yet?

I am just finishing The Winter Solstice; The Sacred Traditions of Christmas by John Matthews
Domina Virago
Grand Mistress of the Order of the Hatchet
Mother Confessor
Sister of the Spring Fires