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Started by Monsignor de Beaumanoir, May 08, 2008, 09:53:02 AM

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Sir William Marcus

VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Monsignor de Beaumanoir


Lady Christina de Pond

he didn't just call her a wanna be?
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Monsignor de Beaumanoir


Lady Christina de Pond

that is so a making him miss his evening mead offense
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Femme Falchion

#1880
I just don't see Warrior Monk as an "evening mead" sort.  He drinks nails or something....


Domina Virago
Grand Mistress of the Order of the Hatchet
Mother Confessor
Sister of the Spring Fires

Lady Christina de Pond

alright then No evening nails or snails for him either
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Sir William Marcus

Quote from: Femme Falchion on February 19, 2009, 01:41:40 PM
I just don't see Warrior Monk as an "evening mead" sort.  He drinks nails or something....


VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Femme Falchion

A must read for all the Brothers' little princesses....



A series of eye-opening profiles and stories about women as warriors, from a Roman empress to an Irish pirate, from a woman samurai to a Russian fighter pilot in World War II.

Psst! It's true! This is the best book on warrior women you'll ever read!

Warning: This is not a book about saints or do-gooders. This is a book about lying, cheating, bullying, murdering, vengeful women.

They murdered their husbands, executed their enemies and stole whole countries from their rivals. Read this book to find out about legendary battle queens like Boudicca, scheming empresses like Cleopatra and cut-throat pirates like Madam Ching.

Watch out for women on the warpath!  Suitable for ages 8-12.
Domina Virago
Grand Mistress of the Order of the Hatchet
Mother Confessor
Sister of the Spring Fires

Monsignor de Beaumanoir

Quote from: Femme Falchion on February 20, 2009, 10:01:31 AM
Warning: This is not a book about saints or do-gooders. This is a book about lying, cheating, bullying, murdering, vengeful women.

You sure you're not reading the Post Office bulletin on my ex-wife?  ??? :o :P ;D

Femme Falchion



While my alter-ego, Sister Hatchet endorses this tomb.....

Femme finds it a bit rough (thankful she doesn't have a daughter) and would prefer a section on Spiritual Warriors
*then she ducks*
Domina Virago
Grand Mistress of the Order of the Hatchet
Mother Confessor
Sister of the Spring Fires

Sir William Marcus

Quote from: Warrior_Monk on February 20, 2009, 10:42:45 AM
Quote from: Femme Falchion on February 20, 2009, 10:01:31 AM
Warning: This is not a book about saints or do-gooders. This is a book about lying, cheating, bullying, murdering, vengeful women.

You sure you're not reading the Post Office bulletin on my ex-wife? 

Wait a minute...your ex was a stripper??
VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Femme Falchion

*blows coffee all over screen*
Domina Virago
Grand Mistress of the Order of the Hatchet
Mother Confessor
Sister of the Spring Fires

Monsignor de Beaumanoir

Quote from: Sir William Marcus on February 20, 2009, 11:10:59 AM
Wait a minute...your ex was a stripper??

Remind me to tell you the tale when we link up in the future... :P

Monsignor de Beaumanoir