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Started by Monsignor de Beaumanoir, May 08, 2008, 09:53:02 AM

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Femme Falchion

#840
I love it when you guys talk vulgar.   ;) :D

Just curious...why it is that words like sacrilegious and heretical are flung around when I make a comment that might be interpreted as slightly irreverent....when Brother Mikael's prose could be construed as equally impious?

In fact, crotch-grabbing has a well documented history...

The crotch grab goes back at least to the pre-Christian Roman era and is closely associated with another superstition called the "evil eye"—the belief that a covetous person can harm you, your children, or your possessions by gazing at you. Cultural anthropologists conjecture that men would try to block such pernicious beams by shielding their genitals, thus protecting their most valued asset: the future fruit of their loins. It's the seat of fertility. Over the centuries, the practice shifted. Men covered their generative organs not only to defend against direct malevolence but also in the presence of anything ominous, like a funeral procession.

Brother William...not due North, Quebec City.

and finally, I have seen flying heretics....brace yourselves (or cover your you-know-whats)




I'll behave now.  Just stirring up the pot to improve ratings.  ;)
Domina Virago
Grand Mistress of the Order of the Hatchet
Mother Confessor
Sister of the Spring Fires

Monsignor de Beaumanoir

OMG!  :o :P


Quote from: Femme Falchion on September 17, 2008, 12:58:34 PM
In fact, crotch-grabbing has a well documented history...

The crotch grab goes back at least to the pre-Christian Roman era and is closely associated with another superstition called the "evil eye"—the belief that a covetous person can harm you, your children, or your possessions by gazing at you. Cultural anthropologists conjecture that men would try to block such pernicious beams by shielding their genitals, thus protecting their most valued asset: the future fruit of their loins. It's the seat of fertility. Over the centuries, the practice shifted. Men covered their generative organs not only to defend against direct malevolence but also in the presence of anything ominous, like a funeral procession.



Not going there....... ;)


Lady Christina de Pond

hmmmm i do believe the brothers minds are in the gutter today
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Femme Falchion

Militissa....before you are barraged with protests....in defense of the Brothers, they are, as always, behaving as brave and Godly men.

It is I....backsliding from time to time is to be expected. 
Domina Virago
Grand Mistress of the Order of the Hatchet
Mother Confessor
Sister of the Spring Fires

Lady Christina de Pond

Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Monsignor de Beaumanoir

#845

Lady Christina de Pond

rofl one warrior whos the flame for i've been a good girl
two brother marcus i think youve been sleeping on the post.
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Monsignor de Beaumanoir

They've always been an equal opportunity cleanser, but if you're feeling the least bit quilty........ ;)

Lady Christina de Pond

 ;D no cleasing needed here.
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Sir William Marcus

Quote from: Lady Christina de Pond on September 17, 2008, 02:25:13 PM
two brother marcus i think youve been sleeping on the post.

TWO Sister ASHley, what do mean accusing me of sleeping on post ?
VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Lady Christina de Pond

i was only saying i don't think you've been following the post very closely brother
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Sir William Marcus

I believe that I have Sister ASHley. It is you that needs to observe the previous post before making such accusations against a soldier of God!  ;)
VENI, VIDI, VELCRO! Spelling and grammatical errors are beyond my control, it's the way I'm wired.

Monsignor de Beaumanoir


Lady Christina de Pond

 :P I've been paying attention
Helmswoman of the Fiesty Lady
Lady Ashley of De Coals
Militissa in the Frati della Beata Gloriosa Vergine Mari

Femme Falchion

#854
Oh Lord, it's happening again.




*dips quill in ink and prepares to begin petition*
Domina Virago
Grand Mistress of the Order of the Hatchet
Mother Confessor
Sister of the Spring Fires