Answer my question with a question

Merlin the Elder · February 19, 2013, 11:09:04 AM

Is there a shepherd in the house?!? $:-\$

Hoowil · February 19, 2013, 10:44:04 PM

Are you afraid of what may happen to unescorted sheep in this company?

Merlin the Elder · February 20, 2013, 05:39:24 AM

Don't you know why Scots wear kilts?

LadyFae · February 20, 2013, 08:42:35 AM

Don't you know why sheep don't wear clothes?

Merlin the Elder · February 20, 2013, 12:23:41 PM

With all that wool, would they not get too hot?

Hoowil · February 20, 2013, 05:10:56 PM

Does a sheared sheep bleat "brrr brr brrr"?

Merlin the Elder · February 20, 2013, 06:53:58 PM

Does a sheared pirate sheep bleat "baaaarrrr! baaaarrrr! baaaarrrr!"?

LadyFae · February 20, 2013, 07:15:29 PM

Does that sheep have to have a wooden peg leg to be a pirate?

Merlin the Elder · February 20, 2013, 07:42:26 PM

You wouldn't serve that three-legged pirate sheep a leg of lamb, would you?

Bob of the Lake · February 21, 2013, 08:24:41 AM

What do three-legged pirate sheep plunder? Grass?

LadyFae · February 22, 2013, 08:34:57 AM

Or do they get their revenge and plunder a Scottsman's booty?

Hoowil · February 22, 2013, 03:39:04 PM

Do you mean Scots dye their wool so as to not give the sheep ideas? We've had it backwards all these years?

Merlin the Elder · February 22, 2013, 05:25:24 PM

You're telling me that sheep don't come in plaid?

JimsDana · February 22, 2013, 09:31:11 PM

If they did, would that not make for sticky, Scots?

Hoowil · February 24, 2013, 09:43:45 AM

So stiped, three legged, pirate sheep are responsible for sticky Scots?

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