Answer my question with a question

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Is a rum monkey anything like a powder monkey?

[PurpleDragon]

Can you teach a monkey how to lace a bodice?

[DonaCatalina]

Would a monkey rather lace or unlace?

[Valiss]

Are you calling me an unlaced monkey?

[Welsh Wench]

What would you do if the bodice lacings were hopelessly knotted?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

what if you couldn't cut them because they were made of steel cable?

[Valiss]

Are steel cables period?

[Taffy Saltwater]

If we're going non HA lacing, wouldn't bungee cords make better laces than steel cable?

[eloquentXI]

Does any of this really matter if we all know the laces are going to come off anyways?

[Valiss]

Are you asking me to remove your laces?

[Welsh Wench]

Would one quick flick of a dagger do the trick or would you have to saw through it like a bad steak?

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

What if I prefer using my teeth?

[Valiss]

Did you take that breath mint first?

[Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard]

Breath mints,teeth, daggers and bad steaks- what are we talking about here?

[Once Debauched]

My cooking?