Let The Countdown Begin!

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

LOL!  It's all good, Sir Martin... Rapier knows i'm kidding...



...somewhat.  

I can only hurt you; you would heal eventually. Her Momma would destroy your soul. Small children around the world would hide under their beds and cry while all the cattle stopped giving milk. And REAL global warming would occur; ever heard of "scorched earth"?

blah blah blah 

[Mouse]

BURN THE WOMEN, RAPE THE FIELDS! I say a soul-colonic is in order.

[Breandan]

no more caffeine for you!

And out of left-field....

....Anyone know a place where I can go hunt some wild boar or feral hog, big ones with tusks preferred, for free? I am going effing INSANE, haven't hunted in forever, and we could use a boar for a feast out at camp

[Rapier Half-Wit]

ooooh that sounds nice! No Mouse, not the splinters, the wild boar meat.

[Mouse]

Splinter is a rat, not a mouse. Free boars...nowadays you can just walk into the woods and just wait...better you kill one with a chopstick, that way you can brag about it since the suckers pretty much just jump right onto your 4-wheeler, telling which cuts are the best. Pig cheek and bacon for me please. I heard of a place in FL that will let you hog hunt with the weapon of your choice...I have always wanted to waylay a charging pig with a katana...Bet you I can only do it once, but most likely not at all. *RIP MOUSE*

[Rapier Half-Wit]

LOL!  It's all good, Sir Martin... Rapier knows i'm kidding...



...somewhat.  

I can only hurt you; you would heal eventually. Her Momma would destroy your soul. Small children around the world would hide under their beds and cry while all the cattle stopped giving milk. And REAL global warming would occur; ever heard of "scorched earth"?

blah blah blah 

That would be about the extent of your remaining mental capacity when she was done with you, yes. That and drooling, but I'm not betting on the drooling.

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

She would have to catch me...


Come on, Robert,  I wouldn't touch your daughter.  Besides, i hate teaching/training new harem girls...  


LOL

[Rapier Half-Wit]

I know you wouldn't touch my daughter, I was just following the fun and feeding it back in. But I WAS telling the truth about her Momma.

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Still... she is HOT!   

[Rapier Half-Wit]

I make very good looking kids. Just sayin'...

[Dracconia]

She would have to catch me...


Come on, Robert,  I wouldn't touch your daughter.  Besides, i hate teaching/training new harem girls...  


LOL

But would you let the new harem girls teach/train you?

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

She would have to catch me...


Come on, Robert,  I wouldn't touch your daughter.  Besides, i hate teaching/training new harem girls...  


LOL

But would you let the new harem girls teach/train you?

Oh, I'm quite trainable...and usually, as well as enthusiastic!

[Dracconia]

lol


Finally ladies! A man who can be house broken!!!! A miracle has occurred!

[Rapier Half-Wit]

He lies. Quit well too.

[Dracconia]

Have you tried to train him???