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Laird Fraser of Lovatt

#6570
June 03, 2011, 12:12:46 PM Last Edit: June 03, 2011, 01:09:57 PM by Laird Fraser of Lovatt
Example... "It's hotter outside than a cheap ***** on nickel night... "  ;D




*edited for tender panty waists*
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Rani Zemirah

#6571
June 03, 2011, 12:17:20 PM
Yeah, uhhh... WHO was it that was going to get us sent to John's Inn?!?  ::)  :D 




But if we're going to go... well, there... then I have a few phrases to suggest, as well!  :P 
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Breandan

#6572
June 03, 2011, 12:22:51 PM
*rolls up newspaper*

Bad pervies, Bad!

:P
Author, bladesmith, and fuzzy teddybear.

"I've fought my wars and drank my mead in this life, the afterlife for me will be one endless renaissance festival with an old-school tabletop game store the size of a Costco next door ;D " - me

maeven

#6573
June 03, 2011, 12:33:58 PM
ROFL!
*Short enough to not reach the pedals, tall enough for the rides at Six Flags!*

I'm splendid. That is all.

AHE 2013 RenNado Survivor

Rani Zemirah

#6574
June 03, 2011, 12:38:18 PM
Quote from: Breandan on June 03, 2011, 12:22:51 PM
*rolls up newspaper*

Bad pervies, Bad!

:P


Aaaaand for some reason you think that SPANKING is going to do anything to stop, uhhh... pervie-ism... around HERE?!?  
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

maeven

#6575
June 03, 2011, 12:40:51 PM
and....

CUE THE "INNOCENT" COMMENTS ON 'PANKINGS!

Go!
*Short enough to not reach the pedals, tall enough for the rides at Six Flags!*

I'm splendid. That is all.

AHE 2013 RenNado Survivor

Rani Zemirah

#6576
June 03, 2011, 12:54:38 PM
Those are generally administered with a flogger around here... but I suppose a rolled up newspaper might give it an odd sort of... kink.  If, y'know... you're into that sort of thing, anyway.  ;)  :D 
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

crashbot

#6577
June 03, 2011, 01:05:14 PM
Riding crop.
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. - Voltaire

haleyileaha

#6578
June 03, 2011, 01:06:12 PM
Lol I was gone for a bit and come back to a discussion about spanking......
Wow the places this thread goes lol
Knowing oneself is the start of all wisdom.
~Aristotle

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

#6579
June 03, 2011, 01:11:02 PM
Quote from: haleyileaha on June 03, 2011, 01:06:12 PM
Lol I was gone for a bit and come back to a discussion about spanking......
Wow the places this thread goes lol



We prefer to call it FLOGGING, my dear... it's a bit more painful and a whole lot more fun!  :D
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

#6580
June 03, 2011, 01:12:35 PM
I've managed to get away from Yrose when ever she busts out the flogger... she swings a mean cat o' nine tails... :o
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Rapier Half-Wit

#6581
June 03, 2011, 01:14:03 PM
So, ladies, what are your thoughts and preferences for newspaper? Do you like the Houston Chronicle or the Austin Statesman?
If her eyes aren't sparkling, you didn't do it right...

Rapier Half-Wit

#6582
June 03, 2011, 01:15:19 PM
Quote from: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on June 03, 2011, 12:12:46 PM
Example... "It's hotter outside than a cheap ***** on nickel night... "  ;D




*edited for tender panty waists*

LMAO

What can I get for a dollar?
If her eyes aren't sparkling, you didn't do it right...

maeven

#6583
June 03, 2011, 01:15:56 PM
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on June 03, 2011, 01:14:03 PM
So, ladies, what are your thoughts and preferences for newspaper? Do you like the Houston Chronicle or the Austin Statesman?

Cheeky monkey.
*Short enough to not reach the pedals, tall enough for the rides at Six Flags!*

I'm splendid. That is all.

AHE 2013 RenNado Survivor

Rapier Half-Wit

#6584
June 03, 2011, 01:18:21 PM
Quote from: maeven on June 03, 2011, 01:15:56 PM
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on June 03, 2011, 01:14:03 PM
So, ladies, what are your thoughts and preferences for newspaper? Do you like the Houston Chronicle or the Austin Statesman?

Cheeky monkey.

Hey! I had to ask, because, you know, the Chronicle is bigger....
If her eyes aren't sparkling, you didn't do it right...
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