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Offline Lady Renee Buchanan

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Re: "Oops. I'm not at faire"
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2009, 06:45:48 PM »
Going into Victoria's Secret-stating to the clerk:

"Hello good lady, I need a bodice that will lift and push my bosom up while sucking my stomach in"

She had no idea what a bodice was....

I went into my local Victoria's Secret and told the saleslady I needed a bra that was capable of fluffing, and she knew what I meant!  She said, "lots of ladies buy this kind to wear to a Renaissance Faire."  And then she said, "that's where you're going, isn't it?"

I was so impressed that I bought the bra.  And yes, it definitely is a fluffer.
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Re: "Oops. I'm not at faire"
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2009, 10:48:40 AM »
I would have bought it too if she knew exactly what you were talking about.
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Offline Queen Genevieve

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Re: "Oops. I'm not at faire"
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2009, 12:22:16 PM »
Going into Victoria's Secret-stating to the clerk:

"Hello good lady, I need a bodice that will lift and push my bosom up while sucking my stomach in"

She had no idea what a bodice was....

I went into my local Victoria's Secret and told the saleslady I needed a bra that was capable of fluffing, and she knew what I meant!  She said, "lots of ladies buy this kind to wear to a Renaissance Faire."  And then she said, "that's where you're going, isn't it?"

I was so impressed that I bought the bra.  And yes, it definitely is a fluffer.
I would have bought it too if she knew exactly what you were talking about.
Which one did you buy?
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Offline Queen Genevieve

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Re: "Oops. I'm not at faire"
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2009, 12:23:36 PM »
I talk to everyone.  while dropping my kids off at school the other day I started chatting with some children.  My daughter said, "Mom, you are not the Duchess here, when you talk to kids they just think you are some creapy old lady".  OOPS
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Offline Lady Kett

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Re: "Oops. I'm not at faire"
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2009, 09:55:58 PM »
I talk to everyone.  while dropping my kids off at school the other day I started chatting with some children.  My daughter said, "Mom, you are not the Duchess here, when you talk to kids they just think you are some creapy old lady".  OOPS

You can use this to your advantage as they get older! I have found the threat of public embarassment works wonders!!!!

Ok, back on topic now....I say "AAARRRR!" a lot at work. They all think I'm stark raving mad. I like it that way, actually.


 

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