BARF 2010 "Pre-Rendezvous Bash"

[Anna Iram]

I don't know guys. I'd vote for a woman for President who could suck a pickle dry WAY before one who can see Russia from her backyard. Got to pick your superpowers well, I say.

1.  I'd agree, the pickle trick is impressive.
2.  The "Russia from my house" thing was an SNL skit...  not a real candidate statement, so that sorta disqualifies that.
3.  I'd love to see the debates with a Rennie Party...  THERE'S a SNL skit waiting to happen!

I think a Rennie debate would be kind of a bore. All any candidate would have to say is "Guinness"...and even better.."I have a keg of Guinness in my backyard"..and he'd get y'alls votes in a *Snap*!  


No Jack, you are not there yet. Two weeks yet I believe?

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Alright guys, I'm sending my baby sister Meg in my stead. Make me proud sis, and give em hell!

What's this?  We're getting a stunt-Blue instead?   

[Blue66669]

HAHA, definitely NOT a stunt-Blue. More like, someone that's been rolling around in Blue so much that she has begun to smell like her a bit LOLOL!

[Count Adolfo]

I am so looking forward to this weekend that I feel like I shall burst apart at the seams!

Let me post this, therefore:

11 days to the Friday Night Meet N Greet

11 days, 19 hours, 15 minutes to tailgate!!!

[eloquentXI]

HAHA, definitely NOT a stunt-Blue. More like, someone that's been rolling around in Blue so much that she has begun to smell like her a bit LOLOL!

Oh JEEZ! Thanks Blue. I appreciate the mental image. 

I don't think I'm gonna live up to your notorious reputation, big sister. They're gonna be surprised that I'm your sister for how tame I am compared to you.  I'll do my best to make you proud though.

[Anna Iram]

Isn't there something along those lines in Apocalypse Now? Something...something....in the morning? 

[Welsh Wench]

*gives Jack a box of Crayolas--the 24, not the 64 pack since he has a tendency to drop them under the seat and they melt so easily*

Here's a Winnie the Pooh colouring book, a Lunchable with little cocktail weinies, melted cheese-food and crackers, and a carton of apple juice.

And if you really get bored, you can play the License Plate game. 

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

But, but....  my favourite colours are burnt orange and raw umber!  *pout*

[iain robb]

Isn't there something along those lines in Apocalypse Now? Something...something....in the morning? 

It's, "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ... Smells like victory."

[Molden]

*note t' self...rape, pillage,... THEN Burn!*

Gotta get tha' one right...th' only crispy chicks I dig come from Bojangles doncha know...   

[iain robb]

*note t' self...rape, pillage,... THEN Burn!*

That's similar to my youngest daughter's bumper sticker:

"Pillage first, THEN burn!"

And just in case you were thinking of applying the Apocalypse Now quote to sausage gravy and BARF, don't. It doesn't work. I tried.

[Kate]

*note t' self...rape, pillage,... THEN Burn!*

That's similar to my youngest daughter's bumper sticker:

"Pillage first, THEN burn!"

And just in case you were thinking of applying the Apocalypse Now quote to sausage gravy and BARF, don't. It doesn't work. I tried.
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I lvoe the smell of sausage gravy in the morning.... smells like victory over the pubs!

[eloquentXI]

Are we there yet...

how bout now...

what about now...





what about now?

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Soon, Grasshopper.  Soon! 

[Anna Iram]

*note t' self...rape, pillage,... THEN Burn!*

That's similar to my youngest daughter's bumper sticker:

"Pillage first, THEN burn!"

And just in case you were thinking of applying the Apocalypse Now quote to sausage gravy and BARF, don't. It doesn't work. I tried.

Hahaha... You read my mind. But I do love the smell of faire in the morning. Smells like fun.