Happy Birthday Capt Spleen!!

[Angelhood]

May the candles on your cake burn like the villages in your wake!!!!

[Norfolk]

A birthday wish for our favorite pirate:  May your swash never buckle!

[NelleMoorley]

Happy Birthday, Captain!

[Mistress Charlotte]

Happy Birthday to my favorite salty dawg....

[Lupa]

I missed it?  OOPS!!  Happy Birthday Capt. Spleen!!

[Capt Spleen]

Tankards fer the happies,
to ye all,
Beautiful AdrianaRose
Imageer renfairephotog
Skiff Sailin' William O' Ware
Lovely PinnMcrack
Sweet NelleMoorley
Luscious Lupa

[Capt Spleen]

T' Avan and me MistressCharlotte,

I'll 'avz salt poured on me dawg fur ruff frictionz!

[Capt Spleen]

No...that chicken's still kickin'....?

Happy Burfday, ya lech!!

If that chicken iz kickin', don' be chockin' th' croakin'

Wuz ye tryin' t' wish me a happy burpday? wit lecha (milk)?

[Capt Spleen]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y' SCURVY BUCKET O' GUTS!!! 
an' 'member me "guidelines" fer celebratin' birthdayses - CELEBRATE A FORTNIGHT AT TH' MINIMUM!!!

AYE mate, gutz an boocooz o' chum! YUM!
7 before an 7 after = a fortnight + one (th actual day)
I'll preponder upon yarr "rules" fer carouzin' der mate!

[Capt Spleen]

Well don't bust your SPLEEN while celebrating and drinking to much.

Happy Birthday

It'were th' dayz leadin' up t' th day dat buzted me SPLEEN/Kidney/N-Spine, but fer not drinkin' enough!

[Capt Spleen]

AAARGH! Happy Birthday!

AAARGH be a pirate term o' pain. But I'll be takin' it frum ye az a term o' endearment of ARRRR!
AN me hatchin' day be'd quite painlezz!
Tankz Godduzz!

[Capt Spleen]

Assuming you survived celebrating your birthday yesterday, Happy Birthday one day late. It was good meeting you in Maryland.

Surviv'd so well indeed, t'was like bein' re-hatched again!
Wuz good to meet ye an yarr lass too!

[Capt Spleen]

Hopin' ye had a mos' debaucherous day, me bro...

Matser Elfwine, Not quite debauched, but radder almos' debritchezed uopn a stage in th' SouthWest!

[Capt Spleen]

Hippo Birdie Two Ewe!

Hippo too big fer me, er wait, iz it freshwater er saltwater??? Salty olde dog that I be!
Birdie too small fer me, er, unless it'z been many months on th' high seas, an a dead albatrozz fallz uopn th' deck!
Two ewe's? I'm juz not scottishz enough if not at all!

[Zoë]

Hopin' ye had a mos' debaucherous day, me bro...

Matser Elfwine, Not quite debauched, but radder almos' debritchezed uopn a stage in th' SouthWest!

Tell me about it!  That was close!

'Course, you still didn't get rainwater dumped on top of your head...