This is not yer Da's Haggis...

[Seamus Ex Machina]

You realise this is all part of Seamus' master plan to finally invent the ultimate Scottish breakfast food....

The Haggis Pop Tart!!

"Tender, flaky goodness on the outside,  rich, tasty sheep guts on the inside!!"

"And enough oatmeal to get you a move on!"

[Sir William Marcus]

The damage is done

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

I do NOT want to know what they're frosted with!! 

[Sir William Marcus]

[Seamus Ex Machina]

::dies::

[Seamus Ex Machina]

Time for the Mid Week Gross-out...Haggis goes well on Triscuits....

[brier patch charlie]

Haggis is also good suffed in dinner rolls! Great for the on the go scots man!

[Seamus Ex Machina]

Goes well in sandwiches!  With a good, whole grain mustard.     And the oatmeal keeps that Scotsman on the go....

[Welsh Wench]

Oh.
My.
GAWD.

I think I lost my appetite.

[brier patch charlie]

I've never made it, I just buy the can stuff. I might try too make it some day. I do like my haggis with nips and tatties. I wish they had a food booth at TRF that had it, I would much prefer haggis to them scotch eggs.

[brier patch charlie]

Welshie, try it, try it, you will like it.  You will like haggis, here or there!
  UMM GOOD! UMM GOOD! HAGGIS IS UMMM GOOD!

[Welsh Wench]

Welshie, try it, try it, you will like it.  You will like haggis, here or there!
  UMM GOOD! UMM GOOD! HAGGIS IS UMMM GOOD!

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and haggis!

[brier patch charlie]

Try It, Try it, you'll see, you'll like Haggis, trust me!

[Seamus Ex Machina]

I've never made it, I just buy the can stuff. I might try too make it some day. I do like my haggis with nips and tatties. I wish they had a food booth at TRF that had it, I would much prefer haggis to them scotch eggs.

I'm not sure that haggis will replace scotch eggs as the Breakfast Food of Champions.   Love those scotch eggs.....hold the eggs....

[Ambios]

Welshie, try it, try it, you will like it.  You will like haggis, here or there!
  UMM GOOD! UMM GOOD! HAGGIS IS UMMM GOOD!

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and haggis!

ROTFLMAO, Wenchie!