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I need a woman.....

Started by Hercules, October 02, 2009, 08:22:00 AM

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Hercules

Not gonna stay in trailer 100% of the time. Trust me.....no female would tolerate a pervert like me that long. Night time creepy crawlers too.
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Blue66669

Tell me you'll be coming to meet your friends at McLotofus....

Where are you tying off your vessel???
Blaidd Drwg

*Teach*

I asked the Lovely Lady Trinn for her tips for your lady and this was what she says:

underwear for MEN IN KILTS is against the law...women can do what they want!

Things not to forget....makeup mirror, my own pillow, more blankets than you think you'll need...extra civies just incase...a camera...something to do incase you get bored at camp. It's never happened to date but I always take my Nintendo DS with me.

To be honest, I don't see many bugs at TRF.


*She didn't mention that she should bring rum, but I will toss that option in as well*
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Breandan

*breaks the law with undies*

What? ;D
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Count Adolfo

uh.. what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

his boots

>:(

Hercules

Ya know I was thinking of a Nintendo DS or the like. More so for the ride. Although I think she might nap on the road there and back.

Ms Blue I have nooooo idea where I'll put that little land whale when I get there. And anywhere we're welcome we're sure to visit.
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Breandan

good thing I'm Irish, we have the sense to wear knickers, especially in the smithy ;D

Herc: I bring my laptop with an assortment of movies and games, so it's not without precedent :)
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"I've fought my wars and drank my mead in this life, the afterlife for me will be one endless renaissance festival with an old-school tabletop game store the size of a Costco next door ;D " - me

Cherokee

Bring a wagon to carry the booty so yu dont have to carry it. Ha!
I usually make 2 or 3 trips to the buggy for me wife.
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Count Adolfo

aye, that be a good idea... the wagon can save a lot of troubles...
plus, it allows for a lot of double entendres if you're a witty sort!

Hercules

If you ladies had one place to choose to eat dinner at the faire where would it be? Any culinary orgasms to suggest?
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bellevivre

yes. all of it, yes.

if you are chilled, a bowl of soup might be nice.

Mufalettas are always yummy...


and POW has prime rib trenchers...


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Hercules

Save the Earth (it's the only one with beer)!

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

MOST EXCELLENT!  About a pound of prime rib... Mmmmmmm
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Laird Fraser of Lovatt

#28
I think there was bread and chips(fries) under all that greasy goodness... some horseradish sauce too, if i remember correctly....
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
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bellevivre

Herc, you'll want to take her to the Paviliion (shoppe 201) for some truffles, or fudge, and cordials...

chocolate is always tempting!
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