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Started by Rage, May 24, 2008, 06:01:22 PM

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Rage

May 24, 2008, 06:01:22 PM
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants.
The barmaid asks him "What's the steering wheel for"
He replies "Arrr it drives me nuts"

Ottheinrich

#1
May 25, 2008, 12:47:37 AM
They dont get much worse than that ;D

Phillip McGuinness

#2
May 26, 2008, 09:04:53 PM
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?




They spent four and a half years at c.
Got any ale?

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Captain Kilian

#3
May 26, 2008, 11:40:05 PM
Quote from: Phillip McGuinness on May 26, 2008, 09:04:53 PM
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?




They spent four and a half years at c.


Awesome! Terrible geek humor meets pirates!
;D
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Royal Order of the Landshark, Guppy 14

skrid the brown

#4
May 27, 2008, 07:55:53 AM
Whats a pirate favorite style of Socks?



Arrrgggghhyle

escherblacksmith

#5
May 27, 2008, 08:30:29 AM
isn't "Bad Pirate Joke" somewhat redundant?

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skrid the brown

#6
May 27, 2008, 03:54:30 PM
Why did the pirate go on vacation?



He needed some Argh and Arghh!

NoBill Lurker

#7
May 27, 2008, 09:06:30 PM
What's a pirate's favorite restaurants.....

Long John Silver's and Arrrby's
So what are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to BARF!!!
You're going to...wait...WHAT???

BubbleWright

#8
May 27, 2008, 09:11:53 PM
What's a peg legged pirate's favorite restaurant?


...I-Hop
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   Antoine de St. Exupery

Rage

#9
May 30, 2008, 09:21:21 AM
http://www.piratejokes.net/

I almost can't believe this site is real.

renren

#10
May 31, 2008, 09:29:48 PM
*looking around*

We in John's Inn, cuz those jokes sounds rated Arrr to me!
Renren
Wench  #  3783
Treasure Guardian and giggling interrogator of the "Feisty Lady"

Guppy # 32 ROoL

Rage

#11
June 02, 2008, 07:29:37 AM
Aye, Renren I've been expecting this thread to be bumped to John's in sense I posted it.

renren

#12
June 02, 2008, 10:59:51 PM
Do ya know how much it costs a pirate to get their ears pierced??


A   buck-an-ear!

Renren
Wench  #  3783
Treasure Guardian and giggling interrogator of the "Feisty Lady"

Guppy # 32 ROoL

Ottheinrich

#13
June 03, 2008, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Ottheinrich on May 25, 2008, 12:47:37 AM
They dont get much worse than that ;D

OK, I was wrong they do

maelstrom0370

#14
June 03, 2008, 07:34:29 AM
If ye be a pirate then where be yer Buccaneers?
Why, under me Buckin' hat, o' course!

renren

#15
June 03, 2008, 10:45:15 AM
Quote from: Ottheinrich on June 03, 2008, 06:05:58 AM
Quote from: Ottheinrich on May 25, 2008, 12:47:37 AM
They dont get much worse than that ;D

OK, I was wrong they do

Indeed! Got it off a kid's cereal box!ROTF! :D
Renren
Wench  #  3783
Treasure Guardian and giggling interrogator of the "Feisty Lady"

Guppy # 32 ROoL

Capt Gabriela Fullpepper

#16
June 03, 2008, 10:52:05 AM
Q: Why couldn't the ten year old pirate get into the movie?

A: Because is was rated ARRRGH!
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dbaldock

#17
June 03, 2008, 11:08:34 AM
Q: What has eight eyes, eight hands, and eight legs?


A: Eight Pirates!
Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people... -anonymous

Blackjack Roberts

#18
June 04, 2008, 09:06:13 PM
Why did the pirate work for a magazine after retiring?

So he could write Arrrrticles.

Oh, dear lord!....that one made me cringe! ::)
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