Beware The Bling! Phoenix Risen First Annual All Hallows Bash Contests & Sign Up

[Lishy]

Phoenix Risen All Hallows
"Beware the Bling Halloween Bash"
Contests
Held October 31st, 2009
(Official Rules pondered as little as possible by Geppetto Director of Fun & Games!)


Wenchiest Cleavage Contest     

Anyone May Enter, Be They Male or Female (We know, this is dangerous!)
(Special note- "Male Cleavage Contestants" *Geppetto may be permanently scarred with PTSD for even having to think about this one, kind of like seeing fairies with Adam's apples!)

All contestants must be at the Phoenix Risen campgrounds NO LATER THAN 8:15 pm to enter the contest. No excuses, no exceptions. While your entry may be admired and appreciated, latecomers will not be judged as a contestant.

You do not HAVE to sign up here to enter, HOWEVER, it would be most helpful and appreciated if you would!

Cleavages will be judged on the following criteria: Presentation, Packaging, Decoration, and Sauciness.  Therefore it is not necessarily the size of the boobs or depth of the cleavage involved!  There are no set rules as to what makes cleavage wenchy, but please, feel free to use your imagination and decorate as you will!

Please Note! This is a CLEAVAGE contest and not a naked boob contest, prettiest nipple contest, nor a shake your naked body the best contest.  Anyone showing more than cleavage for judging purposes shall be immediately disqualified and held as barter during Barbarian Invasion.  This is much about imagination as it is about pretty bewbs- we see those all day at faire, trust us! (*Alas and some not so much!)

The winner will be awarded a $20 gift certificate to Cindies and a keepsake trophy.

There will be 3 judges, giving us an odd number in the case of a split decision.

Naughty Pimping Pumpkin Carving Contest
Contestants Must Provide a pumpkin or pumpkins and any tools or supplies you may need to prepare your entry. (*Phoenix Risen will provide a table and newspaper covering for carving upon and that is all.  You may also provide your own table and carving area within the camp.)

All Carving and Preparation must be done in full view of the judges and may be inspected at anytime during preparation to assure fairness.

No Preparation Allowed Prior to Arrival at the official Phoenix Risen camp!  Prior to arrival contestants may plug, gut, and clean your pumpkin, and apply a pattern or design to the outside using a pen, pencil, or marker.   All pumpkins are due before 9:15 pm, Saturday Oct 31.  No Exceptions!   If you plan to enter the contest, signing up here beforehand would be most helpful to our judges, this way we know how many to prepare them for.

Pumpkins will be judged on the following criteria: Craftsmanship, Originality, Creativity, and Demonstration of the theme "Beware the Bling".  Remember, ladies and gents, this is a "Naughty" (defined in Webster's' as- "vicious in moral character: wicked: guilty of disobedience or misbehavior: lacking in taste or propriety") pumpkin carving contest.  This is not a "disgusting, immoral, perverted beyond belief" contest!  Themes and/or characters may be suggestive NOT PORNOGRAPHIC!  While nudity is acceptable, NO portrayal of actual sexual acts, images or scenes which involve the use of toys or other sexual aids or barnyard animals, or any other activity that violates the laws of State of Texas will be allowed!  For that matter, nothing that is going to make people cry out for Brain Bleach or Vomit Bags!

Pumpkins maybe carved and/or painted.  Craft pumpkins will not be accepted this year however, you may add any other material to your ORGANIC pumpkin as you wish.
The winner will be awarded a $20 gift certificate to Specs, and a keepsake craft pumpkin of their very own to take home and love (a Phoenix Risen trophy).

Also, due to fire hazards, if your pumpkin is to be lit please use a battery operated votive.  They are cheap, and you can find them everywhere from Wal Mart to Halloween specialty stores.

Contestants should be prepared to face the judges and explain themes, preparation techniques and to receive a thorough flogging for any violation of the rules in addition to any other punishment, purification or atonement thought up by Geppetto!

Please have a card or tag attached to your pumpkin identifying it as your punkin baby.

Thanks and happy carving!

Childrens Costume Contest

There will be 3 age categories: 5 and under, 5-9, 10-12, according to their age on the day of the contest.

Contestants and their costumes will be judged by the following criteria: Originality, Homemade or Created*, Overall Character, Demonstration of Theme.

*Costumes should be original.  Purchased or rented costumes, masks, etc may enter however they will not receive the same consideration as original homemade costumes and makeup.

Costumes that demonstrate the Phoenix Risen First All Hallows Eve Bash theme will receive higher points.  The theme is "Beware the Bling Halloween" so all things bright and shiny are what judges are looking for.

All entrants must be present at the PR campground no later than 7:45 pm to receive a tag with their entry number.  No Exceptions!

Winners in each category will receive a goody bag filled with various treats.  All entrants will receive a participation gift.

Scavenger Hunt

The hunt will officially begin at 10 pm.  Latecomers will not be allowed to participate! No Exceptions!

Teams are limited to 5 (five) members.

Contest will run for exactly 90 minutes at which time all teams must have their booty and booties at the official judge's place of designation. Any booty arriving after 90 minutes will not be allowed, No Exceptions!  Each item on the list must have the signature of the person and clan affiliation the item was received from next to it.  No exceptions.

Teams nor members of any team may not use vehicles to drive through the campgrounds and may not leave the campgrounds to procure items.

No items from the Phoenix Risen or McLotofus campsites will be allowed or considered.

Items will be awarded points based on a predetermined system.  The team with the most points wins.  Prizes are to be determined, but will most likely be a bottle of loki or other alcoholic beverage or other prize as offered by Geppetto.

[*Teach*]

Sweeeet....
This is going to be a Halloween to be remembered!!!
(or not as the case may be...)

*I plan to drink a LOT of rum that night (as if that would be different)*

[Catherine DArtois]

OMG!  What planning!  What imagination!  What fun!

[Blue66669]

Yeeeahhhhh... wow, that's a lot.

Um, I'm coming by to drink later, as I'll be picking LJ up from the airport when all this stuff is happening. You guys have fun!

[Lady Laura]

What a fantastic event!  You're clan ROCKS!

[*Teach*]

What a fantastic event!  You're clan ROCKS!

It's your clan too ya know... sheesh
Even with that "beer" you drink lol

*Gonna have to just switch you to rum...*

[KiltedPrivateer]

Oh Gawd I hope its not a Budweiser product

[Dracconia]

Yay!

[Rani Zemirah]

I can't wait to see all this!!!  I plan on being a bit inebriated during all of it, but I can still take pictures while drunk, so beware!!!  ROFL 

(ok, so they might all be pictures of the ground, or someone's feet, but hey, they'll be pictures...)

[Mouse]

Thats usually my level of photography sober...Never tried it inebriated. I wonder if I would improve.

[Lady Laura]

Thanks Teach!  And by the way, when I saw you and lovely Trinn at the Sea Devil on opening weekend, I said I was going to come by the PR camp and say hi, but as is no big surprise, I got a wee bit too tipsy (and it wasn't the beer) and hit the wall very early Saturday evening!  I'm usually up until 1 or 2, so that really sucked!  But, I'll have two teens with me Halloween so I'll be sober, well ok somewhat sober, and we'll come down and say hi and see the games!  Cannot wait!

[Lishy]

Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who came out and participated.  The Wenchiest Cleavage Contest will surely be an annual event. . . the rest, eh- too cold, too much trouble. 

To those who didnt come out, you missed some awesome tacos, and beverages, and reallllly pretty women bouncing up and down.  Your loss, lol.

[Dracconia]

It was amazing!

[Mouse]

When is what you all mentioned never amazing? I happen to believe it was why gravity was invented.

[KiltedPrivateer]

Without gravity, I know some women in particular who would still need a containment system just to be able to see where they were going (o: